Giovanna🐺

Its me and Rei against the world. She/Her. Im here because i heard everybody is...

[sepultura-da-gio]

Hello... so, many of my colegues and friends are here so i decided to join too.

Talk to me if you want to, or not, i dont really mind. Honestly socializing is not my forte..

...

I like my dog.

Hi!!! Omg i made another! This time for a cannon character. Relized there was no gio blog só i took the oportunity, shes brazilian just like me so it works just fine!

If ya want to see my oc ask blog here it is:

@hyanciths-grov3

And my own blogs too!

@luaeum

@luaeumpart2

@albasnotebook

Have a good day!Night! Or evening!

[sepultura-da-gio]

here, have some sugar cookies and choccy milk:>

Oh, and some bone marrow for Rei

Oh damn. Thanks Nago... I guess. *She takes the milk and drinks a little bit*

*she calls Rei for her treat*

Woof!

If Rei is happy, I'm happy. Thank you dude.

[sepultura-da-gio]

gio why are you attracted to guys like decades older than you

I don't like this question. Why do you think you are allowed to ask me such things?

They're hot and that's all I have to say about this topic.............

[sepultura-da-gio]

@robo-ky-pog-defect-ky-mogged (Robo)

Outside, Giovanna hears an absolutely aggravating screech of a bunch of metal getting carried, follow by the faintest knocking on the door to the pentagon and a sound she's been trained to recognize:

KNOCK KNOCK, BUT NOT IN A WEIRD WAY.

What the heck is that voice?? Are you a robot or--

*she interups herself. Shes with her face pressed against the door, looking through the peephole*

...oh

*the woman takes a step back and crosses her arms, looking at the door*

You are probably the guy thar other man warned me about. Are you not?

[robo-ky-pog-defect-ky-mogged]

YES. BUT DON'T HURRY: WE CAN GRAB A CUP OF MARRIAGE AFTER BUSINESS HOURS.

Robo-ky is wearing a tie and, more notably, isn't in his new body. The VERY dinked body is being dragged by Robo behind him. It's wearing a remarkably fancy suit and a matching tie.

METHINKS AM LOOKING FOR IF THE PENTAGON CAN ASSIST ME IN REPAIRS OF A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES GO-GO-GADGET BODY.

A NOT-A-CHILD GIRL SHOT METHINKS OUT OF THE SKY THROUGH A CANNON, BREAKING THE SUIT.

AS YOU CAN SEE, METHINKS AM A MAN OF BUSINESS. METHINKS CAN GET PEOPLE-- PLURAL, MY LOVE-- TO HELP WITH A COVERT MISSION, IF SO DESIRED, AND METHINKS CAN EVEN DO SO MYSELF.

NAME YOUR NON-MONETARY PRICE.

The poorly maintained suit and the robot smell like the exhaust pipe of a truck, but a con isn't something Giovanna smells.

[sepultura-da-gio]

Jesus Cristo

Uhh, what do you mean "pentagon"? Who exactly are you asking for help.

[sepultura-da-gio]

Does Rei want a bone???

🦴

*the animal materializes immediatly and shows herself to rather excited*

*chuckle* Why, of course she wants. *Giovanna takes the bone and hands it to her "little dog"*

*The wolf takes it and lays down. With her paws holding the bone in place so she can bite and take all the little pices she wants out if it peacefully*

Isnt she the cutest?? Good girl heheh!

*Giovanna kneels and puts her hands in Rei's fur, petting her pet lovingly*

You shouldve seen her in Iguaçu, having fun with meaty bones and killing all sorts of little -and big!- animals

Sometimes even people

[sepultura-da-gio]

@robo-ky-pog-defect-ky-mogged (Robo)

Outside, Giovanna hears an absolutely aggravating screech of a bunch of metal getting carried, follow by the faintest knocking on the door to the pentagon and a sound she's been trained to recognize:

KNOCK KNOCK, BUT NOT IN A WEIRD WAY.

What the heck is that voice?? Are you a robot or--

*she interups herself. Shes with her face pressed against the door, looking through the peephole*

...oh

*the woman takes a step back and crosses her arms, looking at the door*

You are probably the guy thar other man warned me about. Are you not?

[sepultura-da-gio]

@robo-ky-pog-defect-ky-mogged [Venom]

A panting, clearly exhausted man with hair covering his face and pool balls floating around his head has snuck up on you. It's Venom, you recognize.

"We... pant pant... We need to escape now, no time to explain!"

Venom dashes away, not waiting for an answer.

??? W-Wait!! Scape where???!

*she follows him confused*

[robo-ky-pog-defect-ky-mogged]

After running for a bit, Venom and Gio hide in some bushes. After collecting his breath, Venom says:

"S-sorry you have to do this. You see, I have a housemate, and I fear that he is straight. Extremely, aggressively heterosexual.

King Kiske had the short-sighted idea to give him a new body, and I fear he's grown too formidable for even me to be able to tame him while his heat gauge is high.

I know a guy who can make you simply vanish: new name, new passport, new life. I urge you to let me take you to him."

You're a superhumanly strong, independent woman who is conventionally attractive. Therefore, he will force you to be his wife the second he discovers you, in spite of your familiar."

In the far distance, Gio's heightened senses manage to pick up the unusual sound of a combination of a propeller and rockets.

"Your enemy, Robo-Ky, looks mostly like this, but know that this is an old picture– just yesterday, he got an upgraded model."

[sepultura-da-gio]

Uhh... no thanks dude.

I can take care of myself im sure of it, and Rei is with me *she pets her wolf who literally just manifested itself from thin Air some secconds ago*

Ill be fine. Ive delt with lots and lots of creepy guys, no need to vanquish just bcs of one.

[sepultura-da-gio]

@robo-ky-pog-defect-ky-mogged [Venom]

A panting, clearly exhausted man with hair covering his face and pool balls floating around his head has snuck up on you. It's Venom, you recognize.

"We... pant pant... We need to escape now, no time to explain!"

Venom dashes away, not waiting for an answer.

??? W-Wait!! Scape where???!

*she follows him confused*

[sepultura-da-gio]

“Are there any new assignments?”

[@xxcarpe-di3mxx]

None as for now kid. None that i am awere of. None that really require any undevided and special attention.

Unless you want to walk around the white rouse patroling in the most tedious ways known to man.

[sollbadguy]

Mr. Badguy, do you fuck with the Sol Badguy fursuit I’m getting?

I'm not a "furry" but this dog has a cool ponytail so it rocks

[sollbadguy]

wait elphelt why are you getting a fursuit

[sepultura-da-gio]

Elphet, if you ever need help im here. I have a lot of experience with fursuits.

[spruce-fox]

Damon and Baby

give me 10000 notes

[firekeeperkatie]

why did tumblr give me notes about someone else's post???

it just takes me to the original post so it isn’t a reblog thing

[spruce-fox]

this post is deeply cursed dw about it :D

[firekeeperkatie]

you’re not gonna fucking believe this

[firekeeperkatie]

i’m going to keep adding updates until the notifs stop

this post fascinates me

[spruce-fox]

i am so sorry this is happening but it's hilarious to watch. i'm sorry it's gonna be a little while T~T

[isaactheowl]

We are getting closer

[zinnia-ghost]

Holy sh*t 9k @isaactheowl is almost there, you can do it dude!!!

[sollbadguy]

I'm Sol badguy and I endorse this post getting 10k notes

[sepultura-da-gio]

I too; Giovanna - the preseident's bodyguard- endorse this post getting 10K notes.

Vamos lá porra falta pouco.

[sepultura-da-gio]

Greetings. My deepest apologies for helping unsavory people wreck the white house.

Despite me being under someone else's control, what I did on that day was still very reckless. I hope you understand I don't stand by the actions of that day.

Farewell,

- @nagoorigiri

Oh it's yoou....

Nah it's fine, don't worry about it. Just like you said, you were under someone else's control, it was not your fault.

And tbh, fighting you was definitely a experience im not forgetting so easily. So id say it was worth it

For me

[unika-kiske-official]

Oh now i have two pupils to take care of. Awesome.

Anyway, welcome kiddo. I hope you have a nice stay here.

- @sepultura-da-gio 🐺

Hi Giovanna!! Ah.. D-don’t look at my recent posts. I most definitely did NOT almost accidentally leak top secret government missions. Yup.

[sepultura-da-gio]

Hmm... Control your silly mouth, missy.

*Sigh* But don't worry, I wont tell anyone else about it, you're safe.

I don't want boss giving me an earful just as much as you do not want a earful from me.

[unika-kiske-official]

Okay!! I understand, thank you Giovanna. :D

I will make sure I think more before speaking!! I don’t want to get you in trouble :<

[sepultura-da-gio]

Yeah yeah, you better do.

...

Don't worry too much about getting ME in trouble, think more so about you. Right kid?

[unika-kiske-official]

Right… I wouldn’t want to.. get ME in trouble..?

That makes sense. I think.

…

Oh, right, Giovanna. Do you have any tips for being jetlagged? My body wants to sleep but it’s only 3PM…. :(

[sepultura-da-gio]

Oh drink coffe, or energy drinks. They'll get you sleepy at first but after some 10 minutes you will be pretty awake.

..Also, just drink half of it, if not there is a possibility of you getting way too much sugar... Or whatever else there are in those drinks in your blood and start shaking a lot.

Not fun at all.

[unika-kiske-official]

Oh, okay!! Thank you Giovanna! I’ll be sure to do that :D

And only drink half.. okay. I don’t want to shake.

[sepultura-da-gio]

You're welcome, kiddo.

[unika-kiske-official]

Oh now i have two pupils to take care of. Awesome.

Anyway, welcome kiddo. I hope you have a nice stay here.

- @sepultura-da-gio 🐺

Hi Giovanna!! Ah.. D-don’t look at my recent posts. I most definitely did NOT almost accidentally leak top secret government missions. Yup.

[sepultura-da-gio]

Hmm... Control your silly mouth, missy.

*Sigh* But don't worry, I wont tell anyone else about it, you're safe.

I don't want boss giving me an earful just as much as you do not want a earful from me.

[unika-kiske-official]

Okay!! I understand, thank you Giovanna. :D

I will make sure I think more before speaking!! I don’t want to get you in trouble :<

[sepultura-da-gio]

Yeah yeah, you better do.

...

Don't worry too much about getting ME in trouble, think more so about you. Right kid?

[unika-kiske-official]

Right… I wouldn’t want to.. get ME in trouble..?

That makes sense. I think.

…

Oh, right, Giovanna. Do you have any tips for being jetlagged? My body wants to sleep but it’s only 3PM…. :(

[sepultura-da-gio]

Oh drink coffe, or energy drinks. They'll get you sleepy at first but after some 10 minutes you will be pretty awake.

..Also, just drink half of it, if not there is a possibility of you getting way too much sugar... Or whatever else there are in those drinks in your blood and start shaking a lot.

Not fun at all.

[unika-kiske-official]

Oh now i have two pupils to take care of. Awesome.

Anyway, welcome kiddo. I hope you have a nice stay here.

- @sepultura-da-gio 🐺

Hi Giovanna!! Ah.. D-don’t look at my recent posts. I most definitely did NOT almost accidentally leak top secret government missions. Yup.

[sepultura-da-gio]

Hmm... Control your silly mouth, missy.

*Sigh* But don't worry, I wont tell anyone else about it, you're safe.

I don't want boss giving me an earful just as much as you do not want a earful from me.

[unika-kiske-official]

Okay!! I understand, thank you Giovanna. :D

I will make sure I think more before speaking!! I don’t want to get you in trouble :<

[sepultura-da-gio]

Yeah yeah, you better do.

...

Don't worry too much about getting ME in trouble, think more so about you. Right kid?

[unika-kiske-official]

(Walks up wearing gag classes with a fake nose and mustache attached to the glasses)

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

Kid- you know what’d make a fantastic joke?

If you gave me some of those silly little codes you know!

See that’d make a great joke!

[ @harmful-harmony3 ]

YOU’RE THE FROG MAN!! Wh- You want the nuclear codes?? Um… I’ll have to ask Giovanna about this…

@sepultura-da-gio can I tell the frog man the nuclear launch codes??

[sepultura-da-gio]

Absolutely NOT kid. Stay away from him by the way

[unika-kiske-official]

Oh now i have two pupils to take care of. Awesome.

Anyway, welcome kiddo. I hope you have a nice stay here.

- @sepultura-da-gio 🐺

Hi Giovanna!! Ah.. D-don’t look at my recent posts. I most definitely did NOT almost accidentally leak top secret government missions. Yup.

[sepultura-da-gio]

Hmm... Control your silly mouth, missy.

*Sigh* But don't worry, I wont tell anyone else about it, you're safe.

I don't want boss giving me an earful just as much as you do not want a earful from me.