Idfk phan shit?

fuck life hard in the ass and make it love you

[sequoiar-blog]

oh dude same

[phillesterdaily]

[sequoiar-blog]

Winter

winter: hey, youuu

me: go away

winter: i got cute sweatersss

me: and freezing toes

winter: pumpkin spice latte?

me: fuck offffffff

winter: no school…

me: no one likes your insta pics

winter: but they’re artsy and cute!

me: just go chill with summer

winter:

winter: that was a terrible pun

[sequoiar-blog]

how is this so true

have you ever been looking through your closet and couldn't decide which flannel to wear so your like fuck it I'll wear my baseball t and your beanie is torn so you put on your snapback while stuffing an extra flannel in your messenger bag and youre like fuck im gay

[onision]

When you voted for a Republican, your voted for people in my life not having healthcare. That is one of many reasons I say: Fuck you.

(via onision)

Sorry but Jesus this is true

[sequoiar-blog]

I cant

- if Dan was mad at Phil - If Phil cried because of Dan was mad - if Dan slowly opened Phil's door and apologized - if Phil looked up at Dan with tears in his eyes, and sat up to hug him - If Phil nuzzled his face in Dans neck - If they watched Netflix together on the couch to make up

[wowiewowwoo]

…

[sequoiar-blog]

Fuck this is great

[sequoiar-blog]

Basically how they think tbh

Dan: fuckin' Eliza always ruining Christmas

Phil: yeah...well I mean she's not that ba-

Dan: Phil

Phil: Dan?

Dan: fuck Eliza

Phil: screw Eliza

[sequoiar-blog]

Has this convo really not happened yet?

Phil: why do you have more followers, dan?

Dan: because I'm hotter

Phil: *laughs awkwardly*

Dan: ...

Dan: I'm serious.