Valar Mohaeris Khaleesi Mhysa!

Things I find provocative, splendiferous, or otherwise yuk-worthy. Oh, plus a bit of Thrones... I do not own anything here unless explicitly stated.

[furrestpics]

[i-m-snek]

Wow😍

[the-shortest-alligator]

Samuel Scrimshaw

[sorcart]

Lasi the drunken master kobold! Commission for @duskthebatpack - thank you!

[ripe]

thedragonwoodconservancy on ig

[uesp]

[predatorsandpreys]

[hornedsnakeofanwyn]

Prayer to Wadjet

Oh mighty Wadjet, powerful Eye of Ra, blessed guardian of the worthy, hear me

Lady most radiant, mistress strong in magic, I bow before your majesty, your coils that wrap around the mighty Ra in loyal protection

Blessed devourer of the profane, destroyer of enemies and slayer of chaos, let all things quake before your strength

May evil know the fury of your venom and fire

And may the good and innocent know the protection of your scales

Hail oh mighty Wadjet, great protectoress of all

[xordartonline]

this is my fursona, k.c. she’s literally me except she has big jaws, scales, and a tail. her design is kind of boring but w/e. maybe i’ll spruce it up later. i drew her in what i was wearing at the time.

i’ve always wanted to be something “monstrous”, so a crocodile seemed like a good fit. i’d rather be tough and intimidating than pretty or cute.

[cat-boots]

undefeated

[clickbaitrobot]

26 Jokes About Alligators You’ll Only Get If You’re A Lizard

[med-val]

Wadjet, Mistress of Heaven

Hello! Today’s drawing is a commission made for @bunniflower​

It’s my first time drawing Mistress Wadjet, so I hope I pay good honour to her beauty. I hope all her devotees like it!!  Enjoy it!!

Medschool starts next week for me, so I won’t be able to do more commissions, but if you want to help me it will be greatly appreciated!

✨ Ko-Fi  | Paypal✨

[snorlaxatives]

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

[carlyclaw]

But did you recognize it?

[snorlaxatives]

i……….. did…………

[melkem0t]

The birth of Snake Venus

[minhyukiss]

[het-fekat]

A Renenutet Bust statue I made last Wednesday! I’ve been so busy that I’ve barely had time for these 30 minute sculpts D: I’m hoping to spend a little extra time on this one so I will make a nice 3D print ^-^

[wildlife-nature-photo-deactivat]

Crocodile