[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[pngblog]

[existennialmemes]

United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.

Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"

And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.

[twinkkpeaks]

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

[sielumia]

uhm…guys?

[spinchs-field]

[kulfi-waala-deactivated20250412]

Very happy pride to bisexual polyamorous Akinator

[ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138]

[ruinedchildhood]

Teacher: "If anyone has money for the scholastic book fair, you may be excused to go now"

Me:

[autumn-leila]

[rhubabby]

take me to snurch (snail church)

[dragongirlglasses]

happy 10 years to snurch

[rhubabby]

oh do not do this to me

[taramysweetlove]

Andrew Grima Pearl Brooch, 2006 A large South Sea Pearl set with brilliant-cut Diamonds in Yellow Gold 

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

[sewersoul]

[theinstagrahame]

They're also gutting the Post Office, National Parks, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, and dozens of other services people rely on.

Notably, these are also the institutions that, from a capitalist perspective, don't really make money.

Which is why our government shouldn't be run like a business. I shouldn't have justify the expense of making sure people can read, because the value of that is self-evident as soon as you stop trying to view a dollar value attached to it. I don't care that having trees doesn't make a profit, because that's not what they're for.

[knightoflodis]

I swear we need to make more people play city management video games. Most city management games include parks and happiness as an important part of keeping the city functioning and efficient. Unhappy people are less efficient and more likely to go against authority. It also makes things more unstable and it also makes businesses unprofitable. Happy and healthy people with enough income are better for flourishing an economy and therefor a nation and unhappy and unhealthy people.

[daloy-politsey]

[orangeboi32]

reminder that it dosent matter how much you sugarcoat it, bigots only objective is to make you stop existing, thats everything the alt rigth wants, for the minorities they blame everything on to just disspate into thin air thinking itll solve everything in their lives

[paratoxinz]

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

[paratoxinz]

i just need to focus

[cute-catts]

[thedailyzen]

You don’t need to forcefully try to be positive. Be fully present and acknowledge the truth of each moment. Feel what you feel fully.

[only-tiktoks]

[brightlotusmoon]

[deadlydelicious]

I had a hunt round and I think I found the potter. She also calls these 'dignity mugs', which I think is lovely

Made with Mud | Handmade Wheelthrown Unique Functional Pottery

My name is Nicola and I’m the potter behind Made With Mud based in Lincolnshire.

[hangsawoman]

omg i get another chance tomorrow!! and after tomorrow i get another chance!!! and after that another!!?!