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@seraphim-offical
Hello, I am a seraphim. This is an outreach program to judge souls here on tumbler. I am open to asks about where you shall be in the great beyond.
Please forgive me if I do not conduct this according to your conventions.
That is all,
Lerual.
Ooc
Pfp by drawingofficials every day
Heya
- @l-lolbit-official
Greetings
I said you could easily be killed, what was that your voice cut out
£%@& YOU
You keep cutting out
I can't swear part of my stupid code so it just bleeps when I try to swear
I see
So what now
I'm leaving before you threaten me again
Oh ok, I wish you well
I wish you hell *they start walking away*
That's not very nice
Heya
- @l-lolbit-official
Greetings
I said you could easily be killed, what was that your voice cut out
£%@& YOU
You keep cutting out
I can't swear part of my stupid code so it just bleeps when I try to swear
I see
So what now
I'm leaving before you threaten me again
Oh ok, I wish you well
Heya
- @l-lolbit-official
Greetings
I said you could easily be killed, what was that your voice cut out
£%@& YOU
You keep cutting out
I can't swear part of my stupid code so it just bleeps when I try to swear
I see
So what now
A red diamond portal appears in the sky, a entity missing a left eye and right arm falls out from the portal to the ground face first.
— Septimus / The First Life [ to the adult version ] (@nameless-offical)
Hello, you ought to not fall like that
Septimus looks around confusion, getting up weakly.
Greetings
❝Greetings...❞
How may I help you
Heya
- @l-lolbit-official
Greetings
I said you could easily be killed, what was that your voice cut out
£%@& YOU
You keep cutting out
I can't swear part of my stupid code so it just bleeps when I try to swear
I see
A red diamond portal appears in the sky, a entity missing a left eye and right arm falls out from the portal to the ground face first.
— Septimus / The First Life [ to the adult version ] (@nameless-offical)
Hello, you ought to not fall like that
Septimus looks around confusion, getting up weakly.
Greetings
Heya
- @l-lolbit-official
Greetings
I said you could easily be killed, what was that your voice cut out
£%@& YOU
You keep cutting out
A red diamond portal appears in the sky, a entity missing a left eye and right arm falls out from the portal to the ground face first.
— Septimus / The First Life [ to the adult version ] (@nameless-offical)
Hello, you ought to not fall like that
Heya
- @l-lolbit-official
Greetings
I said you could easily be killed, what was that your voice cut out
Wake up
Come again?
Heya
- @l-lolbit-official
Greetings
Oh no that's just the form I take to not scare beings and get them to see me as worthwhile, it is always strange how many people believe only humanoids are worth the time of day
Most non humanoid are just wild beasts without concousness
I know plenty of non humanoids who are very concious and great company
The one I met tried to kill me
Many humanoids have tried to kill me, moreso than beasts
Did they succeed?
Neat, but what are you?
A goose
That can shape shift?
That's lavender
Aren't all geese lavender?
Oh well
Well time to show you a game
Very well
Do you know any games?
Any computer games?
What is a computer game?
A game on the computer
I see
How old are you?
A few days older than time and the sun
Your ancient
I suspose
Have you heard of snake?
Yes they are very fun creatures
I mean the game
Then no
Ok I'll get up Google and show you
*there's no Google but a search engine that works better at finding you things and isn't corporate*
What's Google
Let me plug myself in *they starts looking for any plug*
*a wall socket appears connected to it*
I was thinking more of a USB plug
*a USB plug appears*
That one?
Yep turn it on *they smash their hook into it which makes their body collapse to the ground*
Turn what on?
*the computer turns on and lolbits head is in it* the computer
Hello
If I were to isolate the code within the computer you would be trapped, alternatively I could expose you to any piece of data I like, or edit your very concious
Yknow I'm a virus so I am in the code so I can control the code and leave when I want also I'm doing this for you so
Yes but you are also just code, I am aware I just wanted you to know there are weaknesses in your code. Not that I know how to exploit them I can just see them
Yeah and it's not exactly bright to threaten someone who was about to do something for you
Oh I didn't mean to seem threatening
You just threatened to kill me
I didn't m3qn 5o, I just ment to say it was possible
How was I supposed to take it?
Informative?
Becuse informing someone that you could easily kill them is so kind *they roll their eyes annoyed*
Oh no I'm not sure how the code works, nor how to manipulate it, I've just been designed to be able to spot weaknesses in my potential opponents.
And you told me why?
I thought it would be rude not too
H-how? *they start to grow in anger*
Well if I hadn't told you you wouldn't be aware of the weaknesses
What am I gonna do with that info?
I'm not sure how code works, but you'll figure it out I'm sure
I'm not changing my code becusr if I mess up or someone else messes up my code I would DIE
*theirs eyes start glowing red as they say die*
That makes sense
*the head disapears from the screen and their body stands up eyes red very angry*
Unlike your stupid logic
Are you well?
I'm not happy if that's what you mean
Oh dear, why not
Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know
I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.
Open tags
I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6
@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace
@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16
@fortheloveofgrantaire
i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D
and i am doing art and music for gcse
@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!
I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in
I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P
Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔
When I snapped my tibia and fibula I made a Monty Python reference in the ER.
I was also the most calm person in the ER.
@the-grim-reaper-offical @kingtwink @raxlexander @shiziv @coffee--spill @zeta-finnish @thatsmyineffablelifeline + open.
i had my tonsils removed when i was in kindergarten and got to skip a week of school
@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @walking-mushroom @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @lelethetopicchanger @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical
My elbows don't extend fully straight, while almost every other joint is hyperflexible though
@slowalkingbisexualgirl @221biandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @bookworm-fangirl1 @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barns-at-221b @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggs @eleventhirtythoughts
I had surgery when I was a newborn, so I have a metal "clip" inside my back (my twin sister does too)
@coneheadobviously @evskiii @grace-ful-13 @mentally-tori-261 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee + OPEN tags:p
i met (and talked to) the Queen of England when she was still alive and i was like 7
@wool-and-writing @waitingonabook @h0bbes-is-c000l + OPEN TAGS
ive had dinner with the bassist of pearl jam
@dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @holybananapants @luceygoosey9 @legalityoftheraccoons @buckysrightarm1 @sunnywiththunderstorms + open tags!
dude I talk about myself too much I don’t have any secrets
I have a desk from my grandmother that is from the 1920s-ish?
open tags because. I’m lazy and my main moots have already been tagged
Three random facts:
One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.
I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.
When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.
@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)
that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol
three random facts:
1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.
2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.
3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)
@aro-spectre @asterosian @big-tiddy @imoanurparentsnames @kitsuneprincessspring @little-flame-prince @nebulae-astros-official @nsfwitchy2 @wandering-wolf23
feel free to play even if ur not tagged :)
1. I have a heart shaped birthmark on my arm
2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}
3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;
@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @themanthemythelegendvesper @fire-girl-is-here-yo @roseisgoat @lwlfire @killer-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @coffee--spill + open tags
Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see
My sense of direction is apparently very good (or so I've been told)
I never speak in public, like, at all
I only drink, and only ever will drink water
Open tags !
1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)
2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks
3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?
Tags: @mysticalyouthwizard @jqydiqm0nds @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @faiconic @do-not-u-dare +open tags
I used to have like 10 dogs in a minecraft survival world. Then I lost them. Then I got new ones. And then I stopped playing minecraft
I wasnt tagged but this is fun
1. I used to kayak a lot as a kid with my parents. Basically my whole summer as a kid was at the lake just kayaking or stand up paddle boarding
2. Despite what many might believe at one point i was really religous and went to church every sunday with my dad and even gor confirmed into the church (methodist version of chosing jesus since we get bapistized as infants)
3. I couldnt read till I was 8
@music-n-mushrooms @heyimcelery @yoursleepdemon @youngjusticerulez @primalmagic @pinkbirddiaries @anonymoosen +open tags
omg i neglect my tags sm this might be the only one i immediately responded to
i used to have a H U G E frozen hyperfixation 😭
@astracaedes @oxyisdamoron @redwinesupanover @dramatic1nlyf @shenanigan42 @it4dorable @sunnyarik3r + open tags :P
i am
bendy. and short. meaning i can squeeze into shady places.
i used to be afraid of Ursula's sister who showed up in that Little Mermaid movie about Ariel's daughter (i was obsessed asf when i was 5-6)
open tags! (will edit later and tag my moots)
@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical
@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane @spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-official
I have a scar on my side from when my lung collapsed when I was a newborn, and they had to put a tube in it so I could breathe. They said it would disappear as I grew older, but it's just grown with me and it doesn't affect me so yeah fun I was also born in a snowstorm one of the biggest ones in years apparently
@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical open tags
Mod -
I got into MIT, but I decided to go to a different school since it was so expensive, far from home, and in a big city, which are all aspects I dislike. I'm going to a different engineering school that gave me a lot of scholarships tho, so it's not too bad
@an-angel-offical @eredin-offical @seraphim-offical @no-one-offical @paranoia-offical +open tags
I'm an award winning actor on a local level
@asteri-offical @salamander-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical
I’ve moved seven times and I’m not 15 yet. Ask me about New York City I’m not kidding it’s not awkward I could talk about it for hours ask me about New York City
I can’t physically lie. It sounds so stupid but I uncontrollably laugh when I lie. It’s painful not to. I’ve tried physically holding my cheeks down and it hurts a lot. I can do major lies because the seriousness overrides it but I’ve gotten into a lot of minor situations because of it. I’ll actually be in one of those situations when I come out of the bathroom
@rat-on-cocaine-offical @gay-opossum-official +open tags
Wait so when people ask how you are doing you have to tell the truth?
It’s more guilt based. If I know I’m doing something wrong or even planning on doing something wrong it triggers. I wouldn’t feel guilty for lying about that. Of course, sometimes when I’m telling the truth my brain goes “you know what would be so crazy right now?” Then I laugh. It’s such a hilariously stupid personality trait. It also stops me from committing crimes because wtf will I say in a courtroom? “Did you rob the bank?” “Noooooooooheeheehee”
True
reverse censoring where everything EXCEPT the swear words are crossed out.
reverse censoring
where everything EXCEPT the
swear words are crossed out.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
fuck off, mutual.
Woah dude (gn) censor that
sorry :)
fuck *ff, m*tual.
Thanks
reverse censoring where everything EXCEPT the swear words are crossed out.
reverse censoring
where everything EXCEPT the
swear words are crossed out.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
fuck off, mutual.
Woah dude (gn) censor that
Heya
- @l-lolbit-official
Greetings
Oh no that's just the form I take to not scare beings and get them to see me as worthwhile, it is always strange how many people believe only humanoids are worth the time of day
Most non humanoid are just wild beasts without concousness
I know plenty of non humanoids who are very concious and great company
The one I met tried to kill me
Many humanoids have tried to kill me, moreso than beasts
Did they succeed?
Neat, but what are you?
A goose
That can shape shift?
That's lavender
Aren't all geese lavender?
Oh well
Well time to show you a game
Very well
Do you know any games?
Any computer games?
What is a computer game?
A game on the computer
I see
How old are you?
A few days older than time and the sun
Your ancient
I suspose
Have you heard of snake?
Yes they are very fun creatures
I mean the game
Then no
Ok I'll get up Google and show you
*there's no Google but a search engine that works better at finding you things and isn't corporate*
What's Google
Let me plug myself in *they starts looking for any plug*
*a wall socket appears connected to it*
I was thinking more of a USB plug
*a USB plug appears*
That one?
Yep turn it on *they smash their hook into it which makes their body collapse to the ground*
Turn what on?
*the computer turns on and lolbits head is in it* the computer
Hello
If I were to isolate the code within the computer you would be trapped, alternatively I could expose you to any piece of data I like, or edit your very concious
Yknow I'm a virus so I am in the code so I can control the code and leave when I want also I'm doing this for you so
Yes but you are also just code, I am aware I just wanted you to know there are weaknesses in your code. Not that I know how to exploit them I can just see them
Yeah and it's not exactly bright to threaten someone who was about to do something for you
Oh I didn't mean to seem threatening
You just threatened to kill me
I didn't m3qn 5o, I just ment to say it was possible
How was I supposed to take it?
Informative?
Becuse informing someone that you could easily kill them is so kind *they roll their eyes annoyed*
Oh no I'm not sure how the code works, nor how to manipulate it, I've just been designed to be able to spot weaknesses in my potential opponents.
And you told me why?
I thought it would be rude not too
H-how? *they start to grow in anger*
Well if I hadn't told you you wouldn't be aware of the weaknesses
What am I gonna do with that info?
I'm not sure how code works, but you'll figure it out I'm sure
I'm not changing my code becusr if I mess up or someone else messes up my code I would DIE
*theirs eyes start glowing red as they say die*
That makes sense
*the head disapears from the screen and their body stands up eyes red very angry*
Unlike your stupid logic
Are you well?
Heya
- @l-lolbit-official
Greetings
Oh no that's just the form I take to not scare beings and get them to see me as worthwhile, it is always strange how many people believe only humanoids are worth the time of day
Most non humanoid are just wild beasts without concousness
I know plenty of non humanoids who are very concious and great company
The one I met tried to kill me
Many humanoids have tried to kill me, moreso than beasts
Did they succeed?
Neat, but what are you?
A goose
That can shape shift?
That's lavender
Aren't all geese lavender?
Oh well
Well time to show you a game
Very well
Do you know any games?
Any computer games?
What is a computer game?
A game on the computer
I see
How old are you?
A few days older than time and the sun
Your ancient
I suspose
Have you heard of snake?
Yes they are very fun creatures
I mean the game
Then no
Ok I'll get up Google and show you
*there's no Google but a search engine that works better at finding you things and isn't corporate*
What's Google
Let me plug myself in *they starts looking for any plug*
*a wall socket appears connected to it*
I was thinking more of a USB plug
*a USB plug appears*
That one?
Yep turn it on *they smash their hook into it which makes their body collapse to the ground*
Turn what on?
*the computer turns on and lolbits head is in it* the computer
Hello
If I were to isolate the code within the computer you would be trapped, alternatively I could expose you to any piece of data I like, or edit your very concious
Yknow I'm a virus so I am in the code so I can control the code and leave when I want also I'm doing this for you so
Yes but you are also just code, I am aware I just wanted you to know there are weaknesses in your code. Not that I know how to exploit them I can just see them
Yeah and it's not exactly bright to threaten someone who was about to do something for you
Oh I didn't mean to seem threatening
You just threatened to kill me
I didn't m3qn 5o, I just ment to say it was possible
How was I supposed to take it?
Informative?
Becuse informing someone that you could easily kill them is so kind *they roll their eyes annoyed*
Oh no I'm not sure how the code works, nor how to manipulate it, I've just been designed to be able to spot weaknesses in my potential opponents.
And you told me why?
I thought it would be rude not too
H-how? *they start to grow in anger*
Well if I hadn't told you you wouldn't be aware of the weaknesses
What am I gonna do with that info?
I'm not sure how code works, but you'll figure it out I'm sure
I'm not changing my code becusr if I mess up or someone else messes up my code I would DIE
*theirs eyes start glowing red as they say die*
That makes sense
