seraphina goyle.

I am the one thing in life I can control. I am inimitable. I am an original.

[seraphinagoyle]

valeriagoyle.

“You know, my brother owns this club, so if you don’t stop harassing me I’ll have you thrown out—-unharmed, if I’m feeling generous. Which I’m not.” 

“OR-- -” Sera interjected, sidling up alongside her sister, “it’d be much more fun to take you up to the roof, push you off of it, and frame it as a failed, bibulous birdwatching accident.” 

[seraphinagoyle]

faycs.

      Faye opened and closed her mouth a few times, at a loss for words and more affected by the insult than she’d like to admit. “I    I mean, that’s kind of… just because I think outside the box doesn’t mean it’s a stupid idea. It’s just… UNCONVENTIONAL.“ 

Seraphina furrowed her eyebrows, feigning scrutiny as she decided to magnanimously skip vocalizing an insult. It was all too easy to compare the girl’s open then closed mouth to the likeness of a goldfish. “Pray tell, HOW do you get from Point A to Point B with all that ... stuff in the middle?” 

[seraphinagoyle]

    ❝ You have invented a new kind of stupid.         An open all the cages in the zoo kind of stupid. ❞