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The Scarlet Letter | A Letter Thread | Remus & Sirius | Oct 24th |
Sirius,
I am writing to you in the urgent manner of you needing to write your own essays. Now that literally anyone else stopped reading after the first half of the first sentence, I found it one hundred percent necessary to talk shit about James. Just kidding, but between you and I, Peter seems a little too enamoured with James. I don’t want to bring it up, but do you think we need to get him to see the ladies or other lads at the very least?
Remus
@blaacksheeps
Moony,
Like you’d ever stop writing my essays for me. As if. You admire and adore me too much.
I would never shit talk James, what are you on about? HAHAHA. Bloody hell, could you imagine? But yes, on to serious business. Peter is in need of a lady friend. Or a gentleman friend. Does Wormtail swing that way? Both ways? Either way, we will have to find him someone.
Who are you thinking? One of the girls in our house? Or maybe he’d like someone older. Who doesn’t dream of having older, stronger, more responsible men hold them tight in the night?
Respond with names of people we should consider. We need a list to narrow down, to find him perfect sweetie for our little rat prince. I believe you are the best for this job.
Padfoot
Padfoot
As soon as you learn Oxford English, I'm gonna stop writing your essays for you, and as that will never happen, our handwriting is identical.
I'm sure James wouldn't mind if he knew it was for the greater good. The greater good being deterring any unwanted eyes from our scheme to get Peter a lass or lad. I'm not sure which side of the fence he's on, but regardless, I think we can agree they should be a Hufflepuff. In hopes they won't be nearly as judgemental as other pickier houses. No way he could ever get a Slytherin, not to out him down of course, but he's not quite as ambition driven as they might want.
So names that we can't compile most definitely would be Slytherins and Ravenclaws. I'm thinking along the lines of Amelia Bones, or Dorcas Meadows.
Moony













