👻 it's lit 💀

hi i'm Serena i am a 17 year old mac n cheese enthusiast

[okay]

My heart sets like the sun, only for you, and my blood moves like the ocean waves when I’m with you.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

[unclefather]

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

[megaelod]

inktober • day 14

[joze1123]

Moon earrings

[deadpan-searcher]

[solofonn-deactivated20190513]

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

[catgirlbulge]

gorillaz brain: feel good

[sixpenceee]

Wait for her to come!

This massive bird is a Stellars Sea eagle. They live in Alaska, Northwestern Canada, and Japan and are the largest eagles in the world. (Source)

[raccoontime]

Can’t believe people have to keep saying this but, lesbians that try to get straight girls to dump their boyfriends so they can try and get with them is just as bad as when ‘nice guys’ do it.

You don’t get a pass because you’re a woman. If a girl is having relationship problems, and you’re immediately like “A WOMAN WILL TREAT YOU BETTER SIS DUMP HIM!!!” You’re gross and predatory.

[drauu]

some small sigils I feel everyone could need from time to time. take care of yourselves friends!

[scenicroutes]

oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because 

the line literally enables girls to create a doll that looks like them

including a wide array of non-white skin tones and non-european features

like black dolls with curly and textured hair

or asian dolls that appear to have epicanthic folds

and they’ve also released accessories like doll-sized wheelchairs, hearing aids, and crutches so that girls who aren’t able-bodied or are hard of hearing can have a little friend who shares their experiences

and they’ve even begun to offer dolls without hair for little girls who have alopecia or have lost hair while battling cancer

and basically if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face

[musingsandobsessions]

Also: SERVICE DOGS. 

IT’S SO CUTE IT EVEN HAS TRAINING TREATS. You go American Girl. 

[saphire-dance]

They also consulted the Nez Pierce when making their Kaya doll and that’s why her smile doesn’t show teeth, among other things, and they’ve released some beautiful, and accurate, modern Powwow regalia for her.

[justplainsomething]

Also they’ve been offering all this stuff since I was still getting the catalog. I just turned 29, so if I’m going to guess, that means they’ve been offering these options since at least 1996ish.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[athetos]

My grandma just told me that when I was around 5 years old I wished on a shooting star to meet donkey kong

[dysonairbladefan1992]

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

new meme format

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[shampooligan]

cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I interviewed for a position once and every time they flipped through my portfolio they made a Johnny Test whip crack noise

[shampooligan]

steven universe denied me health care benefits

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

discord gay alignments

Top: Always on Do Not Disturb

Verse: Online / Offline

Bottom: Always Invisible

Don’t get laid: Idle

[pokerset-deactivated20241123]

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s also the goodest. (via Sikaloolala)

[patema-introverted]