[pleatedjeans]

the end is near. [x]

[therighteousdude]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

[mikaylauwu]

[misanthropic-drunken-lover-blog]

glaxeon:

my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY

[killerville]

LOCAL DOG DESTROYS CAPITALISM

[freshprincesubs]

[lyjerria]

who knew this would be relevant one day

[play2am]

Damn trump been ugly his whole life

[epicest-deactivated20140223]

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

[epicest-deactivated20140223]

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

howcome the president always wins the election

[polycrypt-deactivated20140709]

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

[fag3000]

did you eat your parents

[polycrypt-deactivated20140709]

How about you mind your own business

[ebuddies]

wow she’s acting a little too crazy 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

imma have to ask u to tone it down a notch crystal

[surprisebitch]

im crystal

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Everyone is WAY too into character here. (Submitted Anonymously)

[timeaway]

I want to cry but i have things to do

[m0scat0-blog]

[onlytwitterpics]

[yamanitos]

when your shift is over but the customer keeps talking

[iraffiruse]

[420blazeeeit]

[mitochondiva]

THE WORLD’S MOST LUXURIOUS BEDS (I seriously need this one above in particular)

yeah I have a dollar