ew life is difficult

Cheyenne - 17 - my gender is aesthetic guess this is my main acc Although who knows what ends up here

[roachpatrol]

one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys. 

[andisupreme]

I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent. 

[team-lionheart7]

I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.

[puppybearuniverse]

I knew a kid who saw my “Let’s get something straight: I’m not” bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen

[pinktwink]

I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever

[thelilnan]

i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like “unfortunately i’m very gay” and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.

[bloodydelirium-deactivated20190]

I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went ‘fuck yeah gay rights’ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the ‘this is homophobia’ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.

[dandelionwitch]

I gotta level with you: puns and good natured queer jokes are so amazing. I think parto what I love about casual queer jokes isn’t that it means there’s a certain comfort level present, and it brings me extra joy. Plus, they’re jokes I will NEVER get to make myself, so it’s extra fresh to me even though they’re old hat in some circles. Fuckin love me a gay dad joke.

[backwardsflow]

I was arranging desks in a classroom with my a capella group, and I ended up surrounded by chairs. One of the girls said, “Quinn can’t come out!”, to which I replied, “Been there before.” Everyone absolutely lost it

[shiobookmark]

This is queer/cishet friendship right here.

[tacticaltaxonomist]

Was at the pub with coworkers and we compared phones. I whipped out mine (Blackberry PRIV) which is already big by itself, but it also slides open for the actual physical keyboard. Everyone loses their mind about the 2018 slider-smartphone and laughed that it’s as tall as a pint glass, and I, a trand man said:

“Well I have to compensate.”

She fucking lost her shit, it was great.

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Girls dont want boys. girls want to run away to the french countryside to live a secret life full of self love and gardening and hanging clothes up to dry and sketching by the river

[leodrune]

getting rid of insects in the home the green witch way

while insect visitors like ants, wasps and spiders aren’t always welcome, killing these little creatures is never ideal, and can interfere with the energy of your home. whenever possible, here are some natural + humane alternatives to pest removal.

✳ ants: leaving lemon rind near their points of entry to your house is an effective deterrent; they will avoid the smell. you can also use baby powder, which they don’t like to walk on.

✳ wasps: if there is a wasp nest around your home, placing several cotton balls coated in peppermint essential oil around the affected area, like the corners of the front porch, will bother the wasps enough to stay away from the area. the closer you can place the peppermint to the nest, the better.

✳ spiders: chestnuts have a chemical compound on their surface that acts as a spider repellent; additionally, chestnuts don’t go bad for quite some time, so they can provide long-term spider deterring. place a handful of chestnuts in the corners of your home.

✳ bees: honeybees are precious and should be kept alive at all costs. if there is a beehive near or on your home that is causing bees to enter your home, or you or someone you live with have a bee allergy, the most effective humane way to prompt the bees to build a hive elsewhere is to smoke them out. do this at dawn, as it gives the bees time to relocate before sundown. using rotten wood, paper or cardboard, create a burning pile underneath or nearby the hive, set it alight, and immediately vacate the area, as the bees will start exiting the hive. make sure all your windows are sealed. you may need to do this over the course of a few days to ensure they leave, and often times bees won’t return to an area where they’ve been smoked.

the majority of insects will be deterred by peppermint essential oil or vinegar, as a general rule.

[sixpenceee]

The penetration of various wavelengths of light at different depths under water.

[sixpenceee]

It’s a hanging planter, but for your cat. There are few things in life that are better than this. 

Link

[sixpenceee]

Avalanche in Colorado seen from the highway

[sixpenceee]

The speed of base jumping is incredible

More info by reddit user KevlarYarmulke

He lands in that big open flat area after the video stops. He parked there earlier and hiked the mountain / took a lift / helicopter.

You first skydive for 2000+ times, then you start wingsuit skydiving, then you get into base, then you go to wingsuit base.

Your first wingsuit base won’t be terrain flying. When you eventually get to terrain flight, you’ll study the mountain on google earth to learn the slope relative to your glide ratio. Then you’ll hike the mountain, and fly down it at a high altitude looking at features and things to avoid. You’ll re-fly the line over and over again until you’re comfortable getting down low.  Eventually, you’ll end up with a final product like this video.

This is the very end of the process (prior to your likely untimely death).

[sixpenceee]

Fossilized Stegodon Stone Beads

These unusual beads are individually carved from fossilized Stegodon, an ancient animal from the Proboscidea family. These trunk-bearing mammal creatures inhabited areas near the Solo River in central Java from 11.6 mya to late Pleistocene, with some records suggesting they may have survived up until four millennium ago. The name for stegodon comes from the Greek word stegein, which roughly translates to roofed tooth, a testament to the creature’s distinctive molars. 

Source

[sixpenceee]

This is pretty accurate

[sixpenceee]

BECOMING is a short film by Jan van IJken about the miraculous genesis of animal life. In great microscopic detail, we see the ‘making of’ an Alpine Newt in its transparent egg from the first cell division to hatching. A single cell is transformed into a complete, complex living organism with a beating heart and running bloodstream.

[sixpenceee]

What happens to the brain when the heart pumps blood to it.  Each beat sends tiny shudders as blood moves around - and now a new MRI technique has managed to capture that effect on the brain in real-time, amplifying it to observe how it works. (Source)

[sixpenceee]

“Here’s my contribution to #trashtag. My (large) family and I cleaned up this beach we camped near over the summer!”

Posted by reddit user EMC2_trooper

[sixpenceee]

Astronaut who spent 197 days on the International Space Station shows how hard it is to walk on earth again

[sixpenceee]

Long before color-sensitive films were invented, Russian photographer Prokudin-Gorsky used to take 3 individual black-and-white photos, each with a filter (Red, Green, Blue) to create high-quality pictures in full color. This self portrait of him is 107 years old! (Source)

[sixpenceee]

“Dirt Sticks to Sweat. Deep scars don’t regenerate with sweat glans and thus dirt doesn’t stick to it”

Posted by reddit user Pomoek

[sixpenceee]

Feeling the rush today!

Source: Life_is_good

[sixpenceee]

A ghost shark caught on camera for the first time by Jason Bittel. Little is known about the Ghost Shark, also known as a Chimaera, which lives around a-mile-and-a-half beneath the ocean’s surface. But it has been established that its reproductive organs are situated on its head, although scientists say it is unclear why. 

Unlike well-known shark species, such as Great Whites and Hammerheads, chimaeras don’t have hundreds of sharp teeth. Instead, they target much smaller, bottom feeding prey, and crush them using the mineral plates they have instead of teeth. (Source)

[sunnyhypnosis]

I LOVE SHARKS OMG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL