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@sereriler
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā i'm as smart as my s i s t e r.
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And then Satan said āput the alphabet in mathā.
Sometimes I think Iām sassy and then I realise Iām just too sarcastic and borderline mean.
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?Ā
I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your dick? Who knows!
This is the police, open up, tell me about yourself, donāt be afraid.
Raise your hand if youāre a lilā bit of an asshole.Ā
Why donāt people do random nice things for me? You know, send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me three hundred thousand dollars.
I am three years behind on math homework.Ā
I donāt like your clothes; take them off.Ā
What if you start making car alarm noises when people you donāt like touch you?
Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?
I get butterflies when I think about myself.Ā
When you see a good body and you just canāt think of a good pun. ITās dev-ass-tating.
Umm⦠hi. My friend wanted to know if you think Iām hot.Ā
To quote Hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, āno.ā
I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should probably run too because something must be coming.Ā
Iāve got a masters degree in being ignored.Ā
I will do a lot of things, but admitting to my mum that Iām cold after she told me to bring a jacket isnāt one of them.Ā
Dads are either too nice or assholes; thereās no in between.
On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea?Ā
Iām alive, but only ironically.Ā
Iāve been in a bad mood since two thousand and seven.Ā
No, youāre not as funny as me. Stop trying.Ā
Just suck my dick, bro. I said no homo like, five times.Ā
I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I donāt have any.Ā
-sighs- Why am I better than everyone?Ā
I donāt trust people who can look good with messy hair.Ā
If my jokes offend you - one; Iām sorry. Two; it wonāt happen again. Three; one and two are lies. Four; youāre a pussy.Ā
If I go to hell, Iām just going to torture everyone by continually asking if itās hot in here of if itās just me.Ā
My love is like a candle; if you forget me, I will burn your fucking house down.Ā
Letās play a game called āGuess My Sexualityā.Ā
Iām angry and quite offended that you donāt have a crush on me.Ā
Are you from Europe because europiece of shit.Ā
Headcanons!
ā :Ā Their worst nightmare.Ā ā®:Ā How they keep calm.Ā ā„:Ā How they show affection.Ā ā:Ā Would they rule, or be ruled?Ā ā :Ā Who inspires them.. ā¼:Ā Favorite season.Ā ā:Ā How they feel about cold weather.Ā ā»:Ā Person who could without a doubt make them happy.Ā ā¹:Ā A thought that makes them sad.Ā ā«:Ā Favorite music genre(s).Ā ā:Ā What language(s) they can speak.Ā ā:Ā A trait they despise in people.Ā ć:Ā A guilty desire of theirs.Ā ā:Ā Would they build a snowmanā¦
[ quietly shuffles off to bed after getting nothing done ]
day off? practice drawing riler.
[ oops i havent been on blame work and life in general also how does one balance rp and work and life ]
UNCOMFORTABLE ANON TIME
Send in anons to make my muses extremely uncomfortable, anon or not! Make them flustered! Make them blush! Make them nervous!
She arched an eyebrow at the Asariās tone and dropped her hand from her hip.Ā āWell, in that case, Iāll be leaving.ā She turned unceremoniously away and went in the direction she was about 80% sure her target had gone in.
A wall of people walked by her, making her pause. Apparently a meeting had just let out and now everyone in the Presidium plus their aunt was meandering excruciatingly slowly by her. She curses again in Punjabi and runs a hand over her pulled-back hair to calm herself. Today was notĀ her day.
How quick. Only a few moments and she was already done with with him - typical, though. People on the Citadel were so quick to ignore everyone else around them. He was about to turn away as well when an opportunity presented itself.
āOr not,ā Riler said, inching his way back in front of her, blocking her from the wall of pedestrians.Ā āLook, Iāve got nothing to do, you look like you need something, so why donāt you entertain me for a while?ā
Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I'd date you
She was startled out of her thoughts by the Asariās question.Ā āWha-?ā Her head jerked up to look at the intrusion.Ā āUm, no, no thank you.ā Fingers came up to swipe at a few loose strands of hair on her forehead and she went back to looking for her target. Heād been here not 2 minutes ago. She bends down to retie her shoe and heās gone. āGoddammitā, she cusses in Punjabi, the word coming out harsh. She needed to pull herself together. This cannot be happening as often as it had. She had a reputation to uphold and no amount ofā¦of personal stress should distract her to this degree. She notices the asariās eyes still on her and she turns to the oddly-dressed woman.Ā āIām sorry, is there something I can help you with? Cause Iām a bit busy.ā Her frustration showed through the words clearly and manifested in her stance; hip jutted out, one hand propped on it.
He stared at her from under his hood - even with the artificial daytime on the Presidium, he wore it up. Easier to hide, but still, it was so obvious he was an Asari. Adjusting the fabric on his head, he leveled his gaze at her and took in her features.Ā
āNo need to get snippy. And no, I donāt need your help.ā He raised his hands, mocking defensiveness.Ā āI was just offering my own help to you, someone who looked like they definitely needed it. Purely because Iām bored, of course.ā
And honestly - he was bored. A new change of pace, helping some person out... Alright, so he wanted something for himself out of it. But was he really going to admit that to her out loud?
[ maaaay or may not have made a samara. oops. ]
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send āāļøāļøā to get a glimpse at a memory from my museās past.
Little Ranae tugged at her fatherās shirt. Ā āDad, what are the other Drell like?ā
Thinus, as kind as always, turned to his child and scooped her up, holding her close to his chest.Ā
āTheyāre a pleasant people,ā he explained, smiling.Ā āKind, generally. Silent, a lot of the time. But theyāre good people, just like youāre a good person. A little hard to find off of Kahje, as Drell prefer drier weather - but youāve seen a few other Drell around here, havenāt you?ā
Ranae thought for several moments and then nodded.Ā āBut none of them have scales as nice as you!ā
This made her father laugh.Ā āThank you, little one. Now, would you like to see some pictures I have of Kahje?ā
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Send me ā and I will bold my preferences for your muse!
My muse(s): Riler Feyok
Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse
Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other
Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship
Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other |
Iām in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other
Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - letās find common interests!
sendĀ āā¶ā¶ļøā to get a glimpse at a scene from my museās future. sendĀ āāļøāļøā to get a glimpse at a memory from my museās past.
[ welp i updated the theme so yeah now im about ready to pass out ]
[ quietly tries to get rilerās appearance drawn consistently ]
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Send me ā and I will bold my preferences for your muse!
My muse(s): Riler Feyok
Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse
Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other
Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship
Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other |Ā
Iām in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action |Ā supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other
Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - letās find common interests!