ppiis

linc/batty 🦇 13 🦇 white

[7979797]

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

[paramud]

[allsadnshit]

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

[miracle-vine]

yes my favorite colors are the warm orange of the windows of a house u see on a walk at night and also the deep blue of the night around it

[byrons]

art by suzanne siegel

[relaxxattack]

tbfh i love when people will headcanon characters as being of their culture and then draw little comics of them participating in traditions that the artist is clearly intimately familiar with. like YESSS share your personal cultural experiences with me through the blorbos!!! i love to see it!!!!!!!

[knifefightscene]

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

[fungalfaggot]

my blog is the dog park and mass likers/rbers are the crazy hyper dog sniffing everything and playing with all the other dogs and bein rambunctious and silly :)

[fungalfaggot]

if u block mass likers u are the 42 year old white woman with the karen cut and five Dog Mom stickers on her range rover loudly asking who's dog that is and complaining about it scaring your weak little purebred sealyham terrier name of Kamala

[normal-horoscopes]

I believe in the saints but not the Catholic church. God is fake but the saints could actually do all that stuff for real by coincidence.

[normal-horoscopes]

Loving the amount of people responding to this with "god is dead but St. Anthony helps me find my keys"

[3rd-world-elite]

[beetleshade]

Smudge

[mywifeisbetterattf2thanyou-deac]

reblog if you want to violently murder every member of the dsmp

[valtsv]

it feels like tumblr is gradually going through a tower of babel event with all this skrunkly and plinko stuff that you can literally only understand if you were there when it happened and i for one think that's fantastic and should only be encouraged. i hope this site becomes a voynich manuscript for blorbo from my shows. i want to see tiktok and twitter users just try to steal posts you need an essay's worth of context with citations to understand.

[hgsn-moved]

I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. you will be safe just get behind me

[neenarchive]

unironically dracula's at his best when he's someone's dad

[neenarchive]

baby: cries at 3am

these guys: do that thing where they rise from their coffin like they're on a hinge

[neenarchive]

there's just something funny about the mental image of dracula changing a nappy

[neenarchive]

overworked single dad dracula posting minions memes to facebook

[neenarchive]

[neenarchive]

the transylvanian peasants: accidentally bring garlic bread to vlad junior's birthday potluck

dracula to facebook that evening:

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[creaturey]

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

[gorejock]

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

[plasmalogical]

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

[thepatronsaintoflostcauses]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Charlie, Mac and Frank

[callmebarbie]

blocked. and i hope a cat ignores all your pspspsps

[pointnclick]

maybe this time this weed will not make me see devils

[pointnclick]

there is a man here his hooves are cloven it may be unrelated