My Online Dating Experience

It's 2014, I'm back on the dating scene, what in the f$%* is "dating?" POF? Tinder? Let's go. I joined online dating sites in hope of finding someone awesomely fun to spend my time with, but in turn found that 90% of guys on these sites are just looking for hook ups, and have no idea how to really get them. It amuses me. So now, I am a bit of a Plenty of Fish and Tinder message and match collector. I thought I would share some of the funny, trashy, and somewhat generous things I have seen.

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More profile photo magic

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I have seen this twice now, where guys have used the "Hot Match of the Day" trick. Luckily, I read this article first:  “Cruel Intentions: How I Hacked Tinder And Got 2015 Matches In Under 17 hours” by @cammipham https://medium.com/@cammipham/cruel-intentions-how-i-hacked-tinder-and-got-2015-matches-in-under-17-hours-dd51cdd5d7fe?source=tw-lo_cd3153f8149e-1408028173344

Also, I have seen, and dodged, this man IRL. 

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"Not actual size" 

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Moustachhhhio 

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A stereotypical country boy... even posing with his CHEV, in plaid, and jeans...

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If he knows how to do laundry, I'll take him! 

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Profile picture magic

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About Wayne...

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I like your style. 

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Shucks

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Flattery... gets you no where.  However, knowing the character of my cosplay does. 

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I was curious, but did not reply. 

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No, you're definitely the first. 

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No thanks. 

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All of this, no... 

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The need to clarify that worries me...

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