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project hail mary + text posts (part 2/?)
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my hideous freak monster…
We've talked about Grace's rainbow symbolism in this scene, but I haven't seen anyone pointing out the detail of Stratt having a line of countries' flags behind her on her first appearance
I know, everyone knows that Adrian is like the most gorgeous eridian in existence, and that somehow Rocky got them to accept to by his mate. We think, small little freak nerd eridian, used powers beyond his comprehension and got the love of this beautiful, capable and big eridian. However, I have a new take; Adrian was interested in Rocky first, but lets think Rocky that it was he who made the first move.
I believe that Adrian look the little nerd that Rocky was and they were like "Yep, that is the one" and then tried to flirt with him, but notice that Rocky was wired different. It didn't matter how much Adrian tried, Rocky didn't seem to notice their straight efforts; their sweet words, their little implications, not even the sexy poses worked (they try that a lot, they know how good-looking they are,okay? and there is nothing bad in taking advantage of that) always ending in conversations about the different things they could do with xenonite. And Adrian loves when Rocky talks so passionately even if they have no idea what they are saying half of the time, but they are trying to get to something else here.
In a changes of strategies Adrian, decides to be very subtle, leaving little clues and comments, here and there, and then Rocky starts thinking that the one with the idea of getting together is him.
Adrian would be the most happy eridian when Rocky ask him out for the first time (I picture both of them dancing too eridian music, but that is me), but they try to pretend a little of surprise, because they don't want Rocky to feel bad about not noticing they previous efforts. Rocky have hard time reading others sometimes and Adrian doesn't want to make him feel worse about it. So when they get together, Adrian lets Rocky say that he was the one to do the first move. Adrian doesn't mind, I mean, they won, so who cares?
Then, when Rocky tells his story with Adrian to Grace. He notices that in some of those memories, Adrian was clearly flirting, but for the way Rocky tells it, Grace knows that he didn't notice (Grace is oblivious about the flirt directed to him -CoughcoughLokkencoughcough-, but he really think he has a six sense for this things, he doesn't, it is just that Rocky and him are equally bad in this things), so curious he question Rocky how he new he liked Adrian in that way and Rocky says something like:
Rocky: "Oh, I just loved talking to them even then, you know, question? We would talk about xenonite for days and I would not even notice."
Grace: "I thought that Adrian was a zoologist."
Rocky: "Yes, they are, statement."
Grace: "Then what would they know about xenonite?"
Rocky: "Oh, they didn't speak a lot, I did the more conversation, but they were... always listening to me, like...like I was important even back then."
And Grace knows, he knows that Adrian was the first to fall and the first to make a move, and when they got to Erid, Grace asks them to confirm their suspicions. Adrian put him apart and in an intimidating voice they say: "That stays between you and I, got it, question? Rocky never knows, statement."
And they never touch the topic ever again, while Rocky is a happy ignorant.
Mezi horami lipka zelená Mezi horami lipka zelená Zabili Janka, Janíčka, Janka Miesto jeleňa Zabili Janka, Janíčka, Janka Miesto jeleňa
im giving up on this, but this song has been in my head all fucking day and i needed to do something about it
My favourite Adrian headcanon is that they're a biologist/zoologist who has seen so much shit, they're completely unphased by any and every alien habit of Grace's.
I mean full-on khaki-shorts-wearing, traversing-wilderness-with-nothin'-but-a-machete Adrian who yoinks snakes outta trees and pets swamp puppies and will unflinchingly dig around in elephant faeces for signs of a rare parasitic tapeworm if needed.
Oh, humans eat socially? No problem, Adrian has observed many many animals eat. Did you know that an obscure species of small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid also eats socially? Adrian can give you a not-so-short presentation on them.
Oh, the human has no external carapace and so its internal sounds are absurdly loud, wet and off-putting? No problem, Adrian was just conducting an expedition last month researching the incredible eridian animal, the Wet Loud Worm from the south-east region of Wet Loud Wormland. They're desensitised, it's fine.
Oh, Grace leaks often from many orifices and it can be a bit of a learning curve to get used to? No problem for Adrian, see Wet Loud Worm paragraph again!
Meanwhile, Rocky is bewildered as to how he's managed to third-wheel both of his relationships, because both Adrian and Grace are nerds who nerd out about things, and Adrian is shaking in their carapace with enthusiasm to learn more about human culture and biology, not to mention everything about earth animals. And yeah, sure, Grace might be a molecular biologist, but he'll be damned if he'll pass up an opportunity to learn about alien fauna from a fellow scientist, and yes, Adrian, he'd love to hear about the small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid, and he's so excited to learn more about the Wet Loud Worm, do go on.
Another comic using the template made by @justcakethanks !
I've been seeing a lot of phallic jokes go around so I thought I would balance it out with a yonic one lol.
tfw you're trying to lament about your time lost in space but your new human roommate is being a big dumb idiot
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First time drawing these two! I'm still figuring out my designs for them; I like to mix and match details from the book and the movie
Full book quote under the cut:
I like to believe that when eridians "see" Grace they only "see" this mushy entity that contains a floating skeleton and they should be able to see his organs, specially the organs that make the most noise ; they would have a clear picture of his heart since is constantly making noise, they would also know how their lungs look since they would heard the air coming in and out, etc.
However, when the eridians in Erid (Rocky has a long time to aclimate) realize that they were able to "see" Grace's the stomach and intestines, they had to create a special material or clothes to cover that, because eating is very taboo for the Eridians and they are "seeing" Grace process all his food (how inaporpiate!). They can hear him chew, and swallow and how the food goes all the way to his stomach and intestines. They can't let his savior been showing his disgestive system around!
Extra:
Grace finds photos of himself and shows it to Rocky (in the movie verse Rocky can use his little machine that helps him translate images to frequencies he can percive/ in the book verse maybe Grace has a 3D printer and Grace makes a version of the picutres with texture on it so Rocky can detailed it.) and that would be the first time that Rocky can really see Grace face and body as is suppose to be.
Extra Extra:
Rocky having to show the photos to the other Eridians scientits because they were picturing Grace (and humans in general) as we pictured dinosaurs just putting skin over their bones and they had got many things wrong.
Thanks to that photo they would have a clear idea of:
What and how eyes are.
What hair is (they knew that hair, but they didn't know what "hair" was, they were trying to guess its fuction.)
They would learn how the body actually is percived by other humans, and discover that they weren't "seeing" Grace, but "seeing" the componets of Grace.
Extra + Adrian:
Adrian who had been humillated for writing a essay (or presenting in a thrum a theory) about how life forms could have evolved without a carapace and how having squishy bodies could be result of another kind of evolution in a living form that has systems that doesn't work out of steam, it is the happiest eridian in Erid when Rocky presents his alien best friend that help him save the stars.
The alien has not only return to them their mate, but they have also gain them back the respect of the scientists community and maybe a prize or two.
This would also explain how Rocky is not as disturbed with Grace been so different, and why he can go beyond any kind of disgust he could have feel in the start. After all, when you spend long time living with a mate that has present to you all the models and theories they have about living blobs, you get desensitized.
Adrian is a baddie yes but listen: what if Adrian and Grace are like. Alarmingly alike. What if Adrian is goofy and a little too argumentative for academia. What if they make outdated Erid pop culture references during major thrums.
Like just imagine Hail Mary makes it to Erid and leading the group of scientists/engineers is this beautiful blue-green Eridian exactly the color of Rocky's mate patch. They're charismatic, clever, overall pretty impressive...
And then they trip over their own legs in their excitement seeing Rocky again
Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy
It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle
Humans: *land on Erid to broker a peace between Eridians and humans over 150 years after the end of Grace and Rocky’s journey* hello… you have a human?
Grace: *is still alive and young because of science and or soulmate bond* Hey.
Leader human: What is he doing here?
2IC: Maybe they’re breeding them.
Rocky: Tried 🤩 it never seems to take 😔
Adrian: *elbows him* No no, this is our original model.
Leader human: THATS DOCTOR GRACE???
Rocky: ya 🥰
Grace: Hey. Did you guys bring potato chips? I can’t get the recipe right because we don’t have Lays potatoes. Wouldn’t have thought that trademark would have stopped Stratt, it’s weird…
Human leader: Life is so weird.
awesomesauce
Grace is busy carrying things back to his house after a good day teaching the young Eridians. As he goes, his glasses fall off. He yelps a bit as he stumbles with the things in his arms and then his shoe comes down... There is a very sudden, telling crack. Grace freezes. He straightens. He lets out a sigh so loud and heavy that every Eridian within a fifty mile radius hears it. Grace hears Rocky call his name and looks. Okay... in one direction... is a blurry blob that could be a rock... in the other... is a blurry blob that could be a rock... He has a 50/50 shot to get this right... Grace calls out to one of the blobs. Grace: Hey, Rocky! Rocky: Why is Grace talking to random rock, question? Damn it. Grace sighs and points to the broken glasses. Grace: ...Okay, so, I'm fine, don't freak out, but, um, I'm what humans call near-sighted. So, without my glasses, I have a hard time seeing things that are far away. And I can... probably... fix them, but I just need a few materials. Rocky: (alarmed chirps) Grace's eyes don't work, question? Did Grace lose eyesight in fight, question? Grace: Oh, um, n-no. I was just born this way. Actually, it's kind of funny, over a quarter of the Earth's population has some sort of vision impairment. Rocky:... Grace:... Rocky: Grace-friend too fragile. If Grace not careful, Rocky will bundle Grace up in protective suit. Rocky lets out a series of grumbling chirps as he follows Grace to find out what they need to fix the glasses.
Kinda dirty
Jason passed Tim who was scrolling through his phone on the couch. Saw him hide the phone. He immediately backed up diving into Tim’s personal space like a leach.
Jason: what are you hiding.
Tim: nothing.
Jason: porn?
Tim: no.
Jason: it’s furry porn, isn’t it.
Tim: no.
Jason: I knew Conner was into that shit.
Tim. No.
Jason, gasping: it’s Bernard.
Bernard standing behind him:
Jason: I’ve overstayed my welcome.
The next day Jason went to leave. Tripped over a box. Didn’t pay much mind to it since they’re always getting shit until Tim’s sneakiness yesterday peaked back into his mind. He strode back like he was being rewind. Stared down seeing Tim’s name and whistled picking it up.
Jason: oh, look, I got a package.
He opened it like a toddler on Christmas Day. As he saw what it was he slapped his hand to his mouth making Deadpool proud as he gasped with glee.
Jason: it wasn’t furry porn at all.
Jason, lifting the giant monster dildo: they’re into-
——: AHHHHHHH!
Jason’s knees buckled from behind as he was kicked as they were kicked out. While he fell, Bernard caught the box; he looked down at Jason disgusted.
Bernard: Jason, why are you buying shit like this?
Jason, sobbing in pain as he hugs his knees: you bought it.
Bernard: pretty sure I heard you say you got a package.
As Bernard left Jason sniffled.
Jason: that’s my boy.
Tim, coming up from behind seeing the empty box: where’s my dragon cock?
Hey so idea: Rocky has a thing for Graces hands. The fingers are so delicate and nimble. Eridians are good at multi tasking but with only three fingers they lack fine motor control. Rocky watches Grace peacefully doing fibre crafts to kill time and is just doing the mental version of Horny Grip Dot Jpeg.
I totally drew this with Rocktiz at first then realized it's way funnier with Eridian Rocky.
Also, don't be afraid to message me non-anonymously! I love to chat and love suggestions (can't promise I'll do all of them but I'll do what I can) :)