Ghettocoachella

Uh how did I get here

[anxietyproblem]

[trapcard]

me eating something straight out the oven: bitch??? this shit is hot as fuck?? what in the hell omg

[gettingintoknives]

i dont wanna be a “student” i wanna be a sleep

[bimbocracy]

I love when men are like “u probly have daddy issues lmao” cause it’s like yup u got me! Yet another one of you who sucks ass, what was your point again?

[bimbocracy]

me: men are awful

a man: daddy issues much

me: so your argument against men being awful is that my father, a man, is probably awful? compelling stuff.

[lunar-vee]

[ruinedchildhood]

[redleeder]

[nataliedormier]

[surfindead]

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

[surfindead]

dr phil

[gunsandfireandshit]

Living with a young man is mystifying, just looked in the fridge and my housemate has a leaky, open baggie of raw sausage meat sitting on top of an open bag of salad mix.

Like, raw meat juices seeping directly into his greens I'm losing my mind.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[anxietyproblem]

[heckin-good-memes]

[robertmitchum]

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

[enbizaka-murders]

[ghostsandgoblins]

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler give advice to women

[elizabeth-beauchamp-deactivated]

WHAT A MOOD, Y’ALL. 

[pink-millk]

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

[teesadutta]

[mylowmilo]

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.