𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
(a collection of prompts from the YouTube show “BuzzFeed Unsolved”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
"Hey there, demons. It's me, ya boi!"
"Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?"
"Are you scared right now?"
"Friends murder each other all the time."
"I'm gonna be so pissed off if we die."
"Teenage boys are the worst."
"Hey, look. Steal from the rich. Do it."
"Why won't the ghosts talk to us?"
"I'm starting to think you want to die."
"He does have a hell of an ass."
"I love it when serial killers have a fun little thing."
"What is it about killers that they want to get caught so bad?"
"I don't have a nervous system. I am a nervous system."
"The aliens would get tired of me. They'd kick me off."
"Please ignore my tall idiotic counterpart."
"[NAME], every room you're in is a panic room."
"Would you break me out of prison if I got, uh, if I got arrested?"
"I guess I'll go into town this weekend and murder some people."
"My demons are chasing me and they're doing the Naruto run."
"It costs $400 to see a therapist. But it’s free to just tell yourself, 'It be like that sometimes.'"
"If you slit my throat tonight I'm gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that."
"I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me."
"'That’s a guy I wanna share a cold one with,' is what Bigfoot would say. About me."
"If you're gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have fun with it."