There are heroes and then there are legends.

Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy Do I really need to introduce myself? Everyone already knows who I am and if you don't, I feel bad for you. I'm Slytherin Alumna. Quidditch captain. Seeker. Prefect. And also your King. Go ahead, you can bow down to me. If you still have inquiries, chances are I don't care enough to answer. "Every great story starts with a snake."var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5239075"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=Serpent&e2=Serpents&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); ♋♋♋♋

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venomousari:

I know it’s summer and I should be out doing things and having fun, but it just doesn’t feel like it. I don’t even know what I should be doing, I just feel like I should be doing something.

You haven’t been off breaking poor muggle hearts? I’m disappointed.

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@ravenchloe: Singing with a slightly swollen mouth isnt that great. At least I'll be ready for the World Cup! Despite getting my teeth removed.

@serpenscorpius: New account, who dis?

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I'm home, have you missed me? I got you a gift from Wales. It's the dragon from the flag but I enchanted it so it moves. Don't worry, it doesn't breath fire. Yet.

[text]: Missed you? Psh. [text]: Oh good, then I can keep it and don’t have to re-gift it for your cousin.

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rumour has it you wish people would stop talking to you like you're friends

Rumor? I’ve said that out loud.

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Text: Scorpius. There's a dog in the apartment. Scorp, it's staring at me. What do I do?

Text: Say hello to your new roommate!Text: You pet her?

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thatpotterboy-al:

Text: Roo-What now? Text: She licking my hand… Scorpius, she is licking my hand… 

Text: Pet her. She likes to be pet on her head.  Text: She’ll warm up to you in no time, mate.

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rumor has it you and Lucy haven't done the deed

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rumor has it you forgot to tell your flatmate you got a pet

By golly, you got one right. I’m so proud of you. I knew you’d get there eventually. Even a monkey writes a sentence every now and then.

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Rumour has it you got Lucy a riding crop for three month anniversary

What I find more disturbing is that you’ve been keeping track of how long we’ve been together. Especially since we don’t celebrate anniversaries for the months. 

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rumor has it you've bottomed before

Is sex all that’s on your mind?

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[Rumour] You and your new bitch like to play with peanut butter when Lucy's not around

You have a very perverted mind.

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Rumor has it you have a snake tattoed on your dick.

Wouldn’t you like to know?

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Text: Scorpius. There's a dog in the apartment. Scorp, it's staring at me. What do I do?

Text: Say hello to your new roommate!Text: You pet her?

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anonymously leave a rumor about my character in my inbox

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Never thought I’d actually do this, but...

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thelilseeker:

Poor doggie, having to follow you around for the rest of her life.

Oh yes, poor dog. She gets free food, free place to live, belly rubs. What a horrible life she lives. 

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Never thought I’d actually do this, but...

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mollyweasel:

Obviously she saw something good in you. Or you smelled like food. Either way, you’ve got a companion for life now. What did you decide to name her? 

I get the feeling everyone tends to lean towards the smelling like food option. I don’t really know. I’m open to suggestions.

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Never thought I’d actually do this, but...

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broommaker-maxollivander:

No one can resist when they do the cute “please, take me home with you” eyes. Or when they do that excited tail swing when spotting toy or food for the first time. It’s humanly impossible not to fall in love for them. What’s her name by the way?

It’s very true. It should be illegal for them to use that look on us. I’m not sure. I’m waiting to see what just comes to me. Any suggestions?

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Never thought I’d actually do this, but...

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slippery-mo-hakim:

You already have a girlfriend, Fabio!  The girl-magnet is a bit late to the party.

Kidding– happy for you for finding someone that puts up with your smug arse when Luce won’t.  Where’d you find her?

I can’t help it. They flock to me.

Streets of London. She was following me and wouldn’t leave me alone.