hell or high water

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[weepyemperor]

I don't have an inner child I am a post frueidan ienligjtened drone woman there are no smells that remind me of my child because I didn't have one, I have no mother wound because I was born in a lab, and im not even sure if born is the right word for it--the cronies assigned to contain me used to argue abour it--i had them killed--like a jellyfish i am technically immortal but unlike a jellyfish i receive millions of us dollars in federal funding every year, one day theyll fill my grotesque body with helium and let me float into the sky

[cultofthewyrm]

Artillery Witch by mike franchina

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[dogshitdotnet]

[knifefightscene]

[synthie]

Today I Am Calmly Buddhic And Tomorrow we Courageously Lock In

[smashboyfriend-deactivated20260]

when will libfems realize that men don't want to be liberated from patriarchy? why would a king want to be "liberated" from his throne? to share the laundry? to lose the right to walk down a street and see every female body as a potential meal? he doesn't want to cry with you. he doesn't want to be "vulnerable." he doesn't want to give up being a breadwinner. he doesn't want to be your equal.

[serpentchains]

i mean everything i say and if something i said insulted you that was on purpose too

[weepyemperor]

glad I dont have a hometown.omg my hometown! My home town! my mommy and daddy! my goo and my goo and my gah and my gah!

[serpentchains]

apparently nobody gaf that we're operating on patients with hiv/hepatitis because acknowledging it would require registering our working conditions as moderately/highly hazardous and paying extra. and now they're registered as mildly hazardous. alriiiiiiiight

[serpentchains]

did you know they still give out milk as a form of hazard pay here. btw

[serpentchains]

face of a person who doesn't get no fucking milk allowance

[f4therlesssss]

need to get tortured by someone that adores me

[serpentchains]

apparently nobody gaf that we're operating on patients with hiv/hepatitis because acknowledging it would require registering our working conditions as moderately/highly hazardous and paying extra. and now they're registered as mildly hazardous. alriiiiiiiight

[serpentchains]

did you know they still give out milk as a form of hazard pay here. btw

[serpentchains]

apparently nobody gaf that we're operating on patients with hiv/hepatitis because acknowledging it would require registering our working conditions as moderately/highly hazardous and paying extra. and now they're registered as mildly hazardous. alriiiiiiiight

[thesituation]

tumblr users love jacking themselves off to the idea that they’re more intellectual than tiktokers but in reality you guys are just as vapid and moronic you’re just more annoying about it because you’re not conventionally attractive and you think that makes you inherently more virtuous

[thesituation]

choice feminism is useless inaction and actively poisons the well of feminism whether it’s coming from a blonde tiktok nurse in utah or a green haired tumblr communist from oregon

[swagophile]

Me if I was a housecat: My life is a fucking night mare because I can't go outside and kill and eat mice and birds

Me if I was a field mouse: Im so happy that cat is inside and not out here

Me if I was a hawk: Thst mouse is sio fucking dumb. Im gonna kill that fuck ing mouse

[bruzum]

[serpentchains]

it's so nice how i'm able to process death like a normal person by adding another medication and going to china for two weeks and getting a tattoo after that and adopting another cat on whose name i have already decided. and not even crying at all ever because i'm literally fine