❛ you see, i learned something today. at first i thought you were all STUPID, listening to this douche’s advice, but now i understand that you’re all here because you’re scared. you’re scared of death and he offers you some kind of understanding. you all want to believe in it so much, i know you do. you find comfort in the thought that your loved ones are floating around trying to talk to you, but think about it: is that really what you want? to just be floating around after you die, having to talk to this asshole? ❜ INDEPENDENT STAN MARSH OF SOUTH PARK!
