The Mike Conspiracy - Subsection B: Location
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Hypothesis:
Mike is not in TV World at the moment. He is located somewhere within the Dark World.
The idea of Mike as a living being came to TV World alongside Spamton G. Spamton, a darkner originating from Cyber City. It is unknown if Mike, like Spamton, comes from Cyber City or simply met him there.
The ones being referred to as 'Mike' are the Mike Quartet, consisting of Pluey, Pippins 218, Pippins 257 and Jongler. When Mike is called for while no one of the four Mike actors are present, Mike does not answer.
Mike seemed to have a confined body, specifically the phone that Spamton brought with him. It is unknown if Mike is the rotary phone or simply on the other side of it. This brings up the possibility of Mike never even being in TV World, if he is the person on the other side of the rotary phone.
The Mike Quartet are limited in what they are capable of doing while on the clock which has led to certain situations resolving without their involvement. It is unknown if this is 'Mike' or if this is simply the other employees aiding in keeping the lie up for Mr. Tenna. No confessions have been achieved so far.
Mr. Tenna implies knowing he is referring to 'Mike' or one of the Mike Quartet, which leads to the conclusion that he is able to sense 'Mike' still being present within TV World.
Conclusion:
It is impossible to say for certain but it seems that the only way to resolve this subsections is by finding 'Mike'. The Mike Quartet has been notified of this and is planning to use one of their very few vacation days to search Cyber City(Excluding Queen's Palace).
Outcome:
Nothing of note has been found. The search continues within the capable hands of Servant Mike. Another large scale search will not be conducted again as the Mike Quartet returned to the studio on the brink of destruction. From now on, one Mike will always be either on the clock or prepared to step in if a Mike is required.
(Mr. Tenna spiralled when he was notified that Mike was not present. This led to multiple injuries, a broken desk and coffee mug as well as two pay check cuts to all Pippins and Shadowguys.)
(...Poor Mr. Tenna. He must have felt so alone, he thought 'Mike' had abandoned him.)