Server Probs @serverproblems101 - Tumblr Blog

Mother's Day in the industry

Problems working in the industry

Problems working in the industry

I'm going to bitch for a second

I think everyone should have to serve tables at least once so you can understand why I hate my job so much…

- Why do people sit at dirty tables? Especially when there are 20 other clean tables.

- I am serving 6 other tables I’m sorry I can’t get to you within the first 20 seconds your ass is in the chair

- If you ask what time we close… And I tell you midnight…and it’s 12:30 it’s time for you to go home.

- Can you let me tell you my name before you yell “two bud lights”

- Since you didn’t let me tell you my name…you keep clapping your hands at me like I’m a dog…just so you know THAT IS RUDE

- If the whole restaurant is full…you’re not going to get your food in 10 minutes. You will live, I promise

- If you don’t tip 15%…fuck you.

Problems working in the industry

3 Most Common Phrases Said By Servers

-Whose table is that

-Am I cut yet

-WHO THE FUCK CUT THESE LEMONS

Being somewhat socially awkward and being a waitress is the most dangerous career combination.

The awkward moment when you go for drinks after work and you realize you smell exactly like whatever restaurant you work at...

Server Probs