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imyourbaristanotyourbitch

Accidentally screwing up someone’s order.

dennys

ruinedchildhood

Mcdonalds be like

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pg-crispy

😐⚰

stability

the face of freedom 🇺🇸

serverproblemsthough

@rrreddmann basic. White. Bitches.

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bork megapost

bobbycaputo

Portraits of Cats Shaking Themselves Clean Photographed by Carli Davidson

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@jsttmyluckk look at dis

@asian lookit

This is so special

@rrreddmann

“hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-”

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@rrreddmann

actuates

It was 4:30 pm, you were rushing through the crowded streets, coffee cup in hand, trying to spot a taxi to carry you off to the airport. You crashed into someone and spilled your coffee all over their shirt. You let out a slew of curse words and hoped that this person wasn’t as angry as they could’ve been. Surprisingly, they weren’t. You caught their eye as they smiled at you for a split second. “Say, you seem awfully busy today, don’t you?” You let out a small chuckle, nodded your head, apologized, and told them you were running late. And as anyone else would do, they let you go. So you scurried off to meet a taxi cab in the swell of traffic. You never heard from that stranger again. Maybe you were supposed to forget your responsibilities for a second. Maybe you were supposed to hold a conversation with that stranger just a little longer. But if something was supposed to happen between the two of you, you will never know. Hundreds of missed connections a day. It’s almost insignificant. and, I know that heartbreak is sad. When an overwhelming love has to come to an end, it’s tragic. But there’s something just as tragic about a love that never has the chance to begin.

Missed Connections. |(Morsus Engel)| (via actuates)

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patrishdelishhh

I hate waitressing part 4

azalea-in-time-deactivated20150

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.