#server problems

[the-restau-rants]

"For my dinner, can I have spaghetti, but with fettuccine noodles and marinara?"

Sir, I don't know what you think the word "spaghetti" means, but I promise that you're wrong.

[zephyr-the-artist]

(OOC: I don’t know what’s going on, but tumblr’s straight tweaking for me right now and I don’t know why because it was working JUST FINE earlier and during the whole of yesterday! But idk, maybe there’s server problems idk. Anyway I’m gonna go bed and hope it works fine again in the morning! Goodnight!)

(OOC: Also, dunno if this is gonna post or not so if it posts, then it posts!)

[b3ll3zy]

If there is one thing I can be grateful for today it is that the hole in between my thighs in my work jeans didn’t completely tear during the shift🙏

[idisegnini]

continui!

[amjcpvr]

When you have a man that’s not your man because he is actually your best friend but he acts like your man by cooking and buying you food, and calling you cute names, and having inside jokes with you, and always having your back, and cheering you up, and giving you attention when you tell him to give you attention, and gossiping with you about everything and everyone, and admitting he misses you everyday he doesn’t see you, and that he is quiet and miserable without you, and wants to get a matching tattoo with you, and asks if he can take you to dinner before holding your hand… nope, just a line cook lmao

[deadbiwrites]

Customer this evening, very condescendingly: 'Do you have ranch?'

Me: 'Ma'am, I don’t think they let you open a restaurant in the midwest if you don't have ranch on the menu...'

At least her kids thought it was funny

[gramarobin]

[unfortunate-waitress]

Me talking to my tables when they try to take a hot plate from me.