Oh no... cringe

NSFT art account I really like robots

[noodledoodlebugs]

This is my first time doing something like this! Phone pin-ups for the fallout robots.

[ieatsparkplugs]

Style experiment with new procreate ink brushes (null yes man + gunplay)

[servingbot]

Hear that whine? Is your CRT asking for a walk! (Nsft under the cut)

[exclipsensfw]

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

[abs0entr0]

hahah wowww

[servingbot]

My courier Ranger funtimes under the cut

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[shadows-ember]

This is humanity

[siawrites]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

[labelleizzy]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[deyaviews]

Happy birthday, Curiosity!

[deyaviews]

Happy birthday, Curiosity!

I know you can’t sing to yourself anymore, because it would use up valuable battery power, so I will sing a song for you.

Reblog with suggestions for songs for next year! And the years after that!

[pdq88b-mkii]

sketch request for @pregnantyesman! mainframe yes man getting a little “maintenance” :]

more explicit version under the cut

[pdq88b-mkii]

i think we should take some jumper cables and a battery pack and overcharge yes mans circuits. pump just a little bit too much electricity into him, enough to cause power malfunctions and make him hot to the touch. make him REALLY spark!!

he is begging and moaning for it the whole time what a freak!!!!!

[pdq88b-mkii]

courier be like haha wow hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

uncensored under cut

[nyashkbasement]

If the TV doesn’t work, just hit it in the back. It will fix the problem

[nyashkbasement]

DON’T MIND ME, JUST [VIBING]

[pdq88b-mkii]

i would like to order one securitron mainframe sandwich with a side of strap

bonus victor alt

[pdq88b-mkii]

i would like to order one securitron mainframe sandwich with a side of strap

bonus victor alt

[nyashkbasement]

I did a little something for my friend @servingbot

Suggestive or meme? Both, both are good (Drawing under the cut)

[servingbot]

OH MY GOOD IS MY POOKIE LOOK AT IT

[nyashkbasement]

I liked deltarune throuple thingie (NSFT undercut)

[mamaito]