Tragedy! It's been soooooooo long since I last requested you! I hope you've been well!
I was wondering if I could perhaps have a slice of the black forest cake? Hmm, yes, I am requesting black forest cookie!reader x phighting cast! And to spice things up...maybe also the swords?
Like there is another cult trying to sacrifice brides to the swords who just...don't want them, I mean maybe Darkheart would accept? (just to play around with all the sacrifices he got) so y/n is just preaching about how great the swords are! (Like she wasn't brain washed or anything...)
(I just thought of how funny it is if Ban hammer heard her praising his momma making him smirk cuz duhhhh his momma deserves to be praise until he hears her talking about marrying her- like no!!! One that's MY momma and two I want you????)
I also think the cult of the true eye would HATE her cult for obvious.... I ran out of ideas whoops!
— Oh, divine one! Give me your blessing!
Phighting x Black Forest Cookie! Reader
Warning(s): mention of cult, cult activity mentions, silly, OOC
Notes: Hii Shortcake, i like seeing you often but... Cheer up you two... Don't worry about who's number one. (It's Comedy). On a side note... I had fun baking this! Especially the Swords part (i may had too much fun writing with Firebrand's part)
: So confused who the hell you are, you're just a random Inphernal just mumbling to yourself. Another crazy demon.
: That was until they finally figured out who you were praising for, they were weirded out by the sheer devotion you have put.
: Scythe definitely thinks you're worthy to join in the family, that was of course until you blankly declined her saying: "Oh but THEY have graciously offered me their blessings multiple times! Oh how could I simply move on from them!"
: It's not hard to figure out you're delusional when it comes to the deities.
: They'll try to avoid mentioning anything related to the matter and often just try to have a normal conversation with you.
: Every time one of them brings you somewhere you'll always say something and it gets to a point where they NEED to drag your bum out before anyone else gets weirded out.
: You're genuinely cute when you start to gush about the swords that they often poke your cheeks or just wished it was them you were so devoted too.
: Like you mentioned, I love the fact that Ban Hammer will be so proud seeing windforce having more recognition but will immediately pause himself when he hears you mentioning about the marriage part.
BFC! Reader: "For them... I shall be the bride they deserve!"
Ban Hammer: "Now hold on. What?"
: Lowkey stares at you if he sees you still convinced of marrying his mom. That... It sounds so weird now that I think about it.
: Other than Ban Hammer... Skateboard and Boombox will laugh at your 'silly' words but will try to persuade you into changing your opinion. No no... They don't mind your small.. eh loyalty but sometimes things are bound to change? Right?
: You'll be visiting Slingshot's cafe often and ask for a cake and he'll ask if it's for a certain demon's Spawnday but you answered with a "For my marriage with THEM!" oh.
: Oh no, suddenly he doesn't have any ingredients... Whoopsie! Oh what? The cafe is closed forever!
: It's clear none of them like the thought of their crush marrying a GOD. ESPECIALLY... to one's they don't like. Cough Katana cough.
: Tragedy is dying while writing this but if they ever found out about your cult they will finally figure out you got your strong devotions from here.
: Only to find out that the said cult is actually sacrificing you. Oh hell no.
: Scythe also had to find out the hard way that The Church DETESTED your cult. So there goes everything into marrying you sigh.
: To those that didn't do anything when you were offered for the sacrifice or even agreed to it will meet Ban Hammer, Katana and Hyperlaser's gear. More specifically on Katana's part as it was mentioned he detest corruption?
: You'll be free! Still wrong in the head but no more that at least.
: And then suddenly you're talking to the Swords themselves.
: Give it up to Darkheart to follow you around until you finally notice him, but before you can say anything he immediately reveals himself to be none other than- "Oh Swords on above and one in front of me!" Himself. His ego will most likely widen more as he notices you're gloating over him.
: And then you moved on and praised his siblings. Sigh.
: Windforce definitely thinks you're bold for being so... Well bold? She definitely will pick you up and put you on her shoulder before asking questions about you.
: And then Venomshank and Ghostwalker who mostly ask you some actual questions. Maybe even treating you normally but that's about it.
: Firebrand would actually be really honoured to see you so well prepared and dressed up, he thinks you're absolutely gorgeous, handsome, attractive in whatever you wear for him.
: He just has to find out it's for sacrifice and his heart aches at knowing the truth, but you look completely okay with it and that just makes everything sadder in his eyes.
: Will try his best to guide you and regularly checks on you.
: Icedagger threw ice at you out of pure shock. (?)
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