Ironic tellings of the times I've seshed

You can take the girl outta the sesh butcha can't take the sesh outta the girl

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Only thing keeping me going

When ur ex who apparently wants to be friends (ok)s a serious question and you question if Ed sheeran is even a good enough reason to stay alive at this point:////

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what’s a girl gunna do!?!?

when ur ex iz a dickhead, u have no fwendz and ur to broke to afford drugz which are your only happiness :-(((((

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WELL ME N LAZY NOZ HAVE FOUND URSELFS IN QUITE DA PREDICAMENT!?!?!?

BOYZZZ wat wud u do if there was a sik sesh u herd bout thru the grapevine n u n ur main seshmister pal culdnt get no drugz because these dipshits gon n got demselves arrested like dudz thats on u lyke my man i rely on yuor crackhoe azzes 2 hook us up n u go do sum cra shite lyke fucken get done by the boyz in blue in commo terms DA FOOKIN PO PO do u think that shit is usefrul cuz it fucken aint!?! I JUST WANNA SKANK N U TAKEN THIS AWAY FRUM MY ASS THATS SHIT IZ WHACK!!

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Fookin dealerz amirite!?!???!?!

RITE so I woke up n it waz like any other mornin’ woke up scrubbed ma teethies n hi9t up my dealer 4 sum of dat sweet sweet green ya no what I mean ey. So i fookin trek to my usual spot and rock up to his car like hey dood hook meh UPPPP!!! AND THIS FOOKIN DOOD HAS HIS LIKE 2 YEAR OLD PIGTAILED LIL DOTTER THATS RITE HIS FOOKIN KID SITTING RITE THERE TIP TAPPIN OR HER BLOODY IPAD PROBUBLY FOOKIN PAYED 4 W DRUG MONIES!!! and he hands me the shit over her fookin head and i reach for it n it fookin drops in the lil gurls lap and she just pics it up and hands it to me LOOKIN @ ME W THESE LIKE LIL BLUE EYES LIKE BITCH YA FUCKEN DROPPPED THIS and im like eh seems legit #fuckenstartemyung #SUGARDADDY #HookMEupBBYCAKES #UGANGABOYZZZZZZ peace out love u my weedophiles xoxoxoxoxo

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WORD UP fellaz

got fucking baked in a carpark wid giffgaff, lazy nozza n fookin sum other wetty. it was gud fun n I felt like I was a really realistic cartoon and one eye waZ bigger then the other and i waz like they totally know about the drugs man and then I ate sum nugs even tho im meant to be a bleeding veggie #FAKEFOOKINVEGAN #WANNABE elliot  #I<3 BOTH TYPES OF NUGZ #WHAT THEBLEEDINGHELL WAZ I A THINKING 2 SECS AGO MATEY!???!?!?!

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IM ‘ANGIN MATEYZ also i took this on lazy nozza’s bad boy of a laptop cuzma fone was too far

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LMAOOOoo GUESS WHAt guys

I FOOKIN TOOKSUM ECSTACY LASTNIGHT MY MANS AND DEN I SMOKED DAT DANK SHIT N GOT ALL PARANOID N SHIT SO I WENT N GOT FOOKIN TROLLiED BACK AT LAZY NOZZA’S GRANNYS CRIB YEAH MANNNNNN SIK NYE!!!!! #LMAOOOOO #GRANNYS CRIBBBB #ONEWAYTickETTO UGANGA BOYZZZZ!!! #DOOODS WHERES MY VPLATE!??!?!??