SPECULO

WINGDING 'RESET' GASTER. DO NOT SPEAK TO ME. 

[hedjeroo]

wew cutting it a bit close with this one lads, lil rushed but… have two of my absolute favourite gays dancing for inktober day 9: swing!

reset is @vnravell‘s… 

and ofc fin is mine (and reset’s) @ruinfell

[typicallymorgan]

Getchu a girl that can do both 🤤

[serafxn-a]

      —HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, LOVE.

                                                      @setebcs

[setebcs]

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[tanezumi]

Ah… that went quickly. It feels like it was only a few months ago that the wedding was being planned. Time is fake, of course, but when have any of us cared if we are fake?

—But I digress. @setebcs @serafxn My best to you both.

And… Reset, thank you for bringing my son happiness as you have, and for looking after him.

[setebcs]

YOU'RE WELCOME

[serafxn-a]

TODAY IS THE FIRST YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THAT MY HUSBAND AND I OFFICIALLY CONSUMED OUR MARRIAGE

[serafxn-a]

CONSUMMATED***

[serafxn-a]

HEY

[serafxn-a]

TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL FUCKING DAY

[sourtrout]

VORE DAY…

[serafxn-a]

I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT VORE YOU PIECE OF SNACK MEME WIFE

[setebcs]

WELL, TO BE FAIR, IT IS THAT DAY TOO.

[arrapso]

[serafxn-a]

YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE WHOSE FUCKING BIRTHDAY IT IS!!!!

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE

[mossman-making-stars]

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

mood

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the comments trying to give him advice on how to cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe’s subreddit

[sourtrout]

Wait there’s a strawberry moon now? How many moons are there!!!!

@serafxn @setebcs We gotta

[setebcs]

I BELIEVE THERE IS ONE FOR EACH MONTH.

[serafxn-a]

@setebcs  #HAVEN’T WORN ONE IN 400 YEARS

BABE THIS NEEDS TO CHANGE

[setebcs]

WHERE DO I GET ONE?

[torviin]

Do what you must.

[surgeratesfucko]

[thislittlerattie]

This is the most hilarious god damn thing I’ve seen this whole year

[sourtrout]

setebcs‌:

SO MANY CONTENDERS

#I WILL SURELY LOSE

You get so caught up in dancing you forget to actually follow through on your evil plan.

[setebcs]

DANCING WAS THE EVIL PLAN.

HA HA HA.

[sourtrout]

@setebcs  #WHO WANTS TO PRETEND TO BE A HERO FOR ME

ME ALWAYS

[setebcs]

SO MANY CONTENDERS