remember to kiss your homies goodnight.

Seth. 28. He/him. I'm trans, and I'm an irl lawyer. ask me about my dungeons and dragons campaign. I belong to @lacetop 💜. if you're under 18, this isn't the place for you, kiddo.

[sethsblogofkink]

Hey! I'm Seth, I'm 28, I'm trans, and this is a nsfw blog. Welcome to my pinned post.

If you're under 18, please don't be here, if only for my peace of mind. We are all horny when we're teenagers, but that doesn't mean I am comfortable with you consuming the content on my blog if you are under the age of 18.

About me:

I'm a lawyer! Yes, I have been admitted to the bar of my jurisdiction. No, I will not give you legal advice.

I play dungeons and dragons as both a player in two campaigns and a DM for one. I'm interested in other TTRPGs but haven't yet had the chance to play any. I listen to the Adventure Zone (I'm so behind on Graduation) and Critical Role (I'm still in campaign 1, early during the chroma conclave).

This is a nsfw sin blog. My backup is tiredseth, and no, I will not tell you my main blog.

I belong to @lacetop. I am very lucky to be hirs.

The most objectionable material I reblog is probably CNC and fantasies of things that get uncomfortably close or go over the line into assault. These things are purely fantasy and should be treated as such. As a lawyer, I can tell you that if there is no consent, it's not kink -- it's assault.

People who should stay the hell away from me: Blue Lives Matter dumbasses; people who dislike trans people, including if you dislike ANY subset of trans people as well); pedophiles/MAPs/whatever the hell you freaks are trying to whitewash what you are; and anyone who isn't in one of these categories but is still extremely cringe.

I like video games. Talk to me about wow, overwatch, dragon age (where is DA4, bioware?), and whatever you happen to be playing!

I'm just trying to vibe here. I'm not interested in tumblr wank. You can call it discourse, but it's wank.

Remember your ABCs: Always Be Chill.

Last but certainly not least, if you have a de-transition or misgendering 'kink' -- whether you are cis or trans is irrelevant to me -- you are not welcome here. That's not kink; that's self harm, and you are not the only one harmed by it. Most importantly, it's the type of cringe that is not welcome on my cringe blog. Yikes.

[sethsblogofkink]

I'm over at @sethkisseshishomiesgoodnight now! My queue here will keep running for a few days, and I'll put this post in there a couple of times. I'm not deleting this blog, but I just wanted a fresh start (and I'm bored rn and wanted to make a new blog as something to do lmao)

I'll be refollowing as much as possible!!

[thebimbowitch]

Hey tumblr kink baby:

• remember to take time off from the screen

• remember that you are a human being who deserves respect

• remember that dominance as bdsm play should ALWAYS feel good, and you should ALWAYS feel safe to say NO.

• walk away from any conversation or person who makes you feel like you can’t trust your own feelings

• walk away from anyone who makes you feel unsafe to express your needs and feelings

• always make sure your play partners understand the concept of consent

• no piece of dick / pussy is worth the trauma of having someone taking advantage of you

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i’m so proud of you for trying to better yourself even when it feels impossible

[flowerboytoy]

I really really need someone to humiliate me softly omg

Saying stuff like “enjoying yourself, little slut? I thought you would” while your fingers are inside me…

Mocking me for being wet and needy but in a loving tone y'know

[deletedblog1579-deactivated2020]

Getting fucked by tentacles but.. they're coated in slick... which has certain... effects on you... making you so so horny.. like you're in heat... and it makes your body super sensitive and responsive.. which the tentacles take advantage of, of course.. restraining you and using you and all of your holes.. making you cum over and over again.. and when they're done they'll leave you this fucked out tired little mess.. until they become hungry for more again...

[melodramatic-murmurs]

sleepy subs are the best fucktoys and you can’t convince me otherwise

[thoodleoo]

homosexual? oh no, you misheard me. i’m homersexual. im only attracted to the abstract concept of a collection of oral poets who can recite thousands of lines about the rage of achilles and the journeys of odysseus from memory

[wizardshark]

Oh thank God I thought you meant Simpsons porn

[lacefuneral]

one fear

[urhighnessbitch]

Be soft for me? It's okay, you can let go, you don't have to put up a front anymore. You're safe with me. Just relax, alright? I'll make sure you feel good, you deserve it. Just lean back and enjoy. Be vocal. Tell me what you like so l can give you more of it. You deserve this. You're being so good for me, always. I just want to reward you a little

[plush-size-cutie]

[spoopling]

[justalwayssecretlywet]

[mtfdomme]

I’m constantly torn between wanting a live-in fucktoy who’s nothing more than a piece of meat to play with and fill with cum, on whom I can leave marks and bruises on and slowly erase his mind until all he can think about is his service to me.

Or

Setting up some lights around a room, some snacks, invite all our friends over to watch a movie and while we’re watching I could slide my fingers into his ass and watch him squirm as he tried to hide how turned on he is.

[dirtylittlefaggotslut]

Why not both? You can fuck me infront of your friends too and ignore the embarrassment as you just pound me harder. Maybe even share me ;)

[mtfdomme]

A cunt that aspires to be better is always good to see. Maybe they’d hear your moans as you try to hide how turned on you are, they wouldn’t even ask, they’d just take out their cocks and present them to you and you’d start sucking them, getting them nice and wet to fuck you however they wanted to.

[vacanine-deactivated20240227]

um, excuse me, why didn't i wake up with someone gently toying with my sleeping body to make me all wet and needy?

[mtfdomme]

Good sluts get bruises and then beg for more.

[dominant-and-devilish]

To do list:

- love my boy

- kiss my boy

- fuck my boy mercilessly against the wall of a public bathroom while his ruined voice echoes off the walls so everyone outside can hear him begging for more like the desperate slut he is

- hug my boy

[clitamancy]

god i love the idea of a monster with fat, squirmy tentacles holding me tightly, teasing me for hours with their tendrils stroking against my nipples and my swollen clit, rubbing against my tongue, leaving behind its pheromones that make me hotter and hotter with every delicious caress, before finally sliding its thickest tentacle inside my cunt to fuck me silly for hours

[sacchariferous-succubus]

Nip at his neck and purr at him that he’s your good boy while you edge him into a whimpering mess.