Green and Silver

Eat the rude

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thatswhenyouseesparks-deactivat]

Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.

[terecita-deactivated20201128]

don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww

[1nksplotched-deactivated2014020]

#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan

[retaliatesfirst]

also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier. 

[thefeathercloak]

Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.

[cremblr]

if this isn’t the best post i don’t

[lilyrose225writes]

So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.

[son-of-drogo]

Witch King: No living man can kill me!

several thousand riders of Rohan: *rip their fake beards off*

Witch King: Oh fuck…

[immortalsins]

*screeches* We aRE NO MEN

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[stydiaherondale]

just imagine the jokes LMAO

[kubo-kubo]

you fools, deadpool would be proud of it

[micaxiii]

Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”

[poiplefunguy]

deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories

[cryptoriawebb]

@starspatter

[dragonsir]

*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[bronweathanharthad-moved]

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

[eltonjohndenver]

[thewickedavatar]

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

[thewickedavatar]

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

[kaaonashi]

safe return / avatar the last airbender

another summer comes and goes ☽ ☾

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

[aftselakhis-shaladin]

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

[fangasmagorical]

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

[aftselakhis-shaladin]

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

[fangasmagorical]

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

[peeniss-everlark-forever]

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN: “Earthbend, Twinkletoes. You just stood your ground against a crazy beast. And even more impressive, you stood your ground against me!” –Aaron Ehasz (Toph Bei Fong: Avatar, the Last Airbender: Bitter Work)

[lesbiskammerat]

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I Won’t Say I’m in Love: *Plays*

Me: *AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING THE PART OF THE MUSES AND MEGARA AT THE SAME TIME*

[theubergrump]

#wwwoooaaaaah no chance no way i won’t say it oh no–YOUSWOONYOUSIGH WHY DENY IT UHOH–#IT'STOOCLICHE I WON’T SAY I’M IN LOOOOVE (x)

[theysaidroz]

Season seven better play out like that scene from coco:

Adam punces Sendak in the face: THAT’S FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Shiro, softly but with passion: I’m the love of your life???

Adam: I DON’T KNOW IM STILL MAD AT YOU

The entire team: WOOOOOOGETSOMESHADAMFORLIFE

[multifand0mtrash]

as a semi-functional adult I can tell you this is true

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN: "Women have been called queens a long time, but the kingdom given them isn’t worth ruling.“ –Louisa May Alcott (An Old-Fashioned Girl)

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN: “My legions are the only thing standing between your precious Seven Heavens and the bottomless hunger of the Abyss. I did not fall to the clutches of evil. I rose to shoulder a cosmic burden.“ –Mike Mearls + Jeremy Crawford (Zariel: Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes)