take me away from here.

you can find me with a pink backpack and combat boots up to no good.

[master-of-pocket-worlds-deactiv]

Me: *goes to bed super late and wakes up tired* Okay that’s fair

Me: *goes to bed right on time and wakes up tired* Okay I call bullshit

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pandavalkyrie]

So we’re doin this again huh. We’re just, we’re gonna start the fake outrage train day fuckin 1. Merry War on Christmas

[silencingthedrums]

Ah yes, my favorite holiday, War On Christmas

[goldjetski-deactivated20170403]

[ashes-of-your-nightmares]

[on-poetry]

y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers

[bpdjanedoe]

My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)

Me: my what now

[heatshimmr]

[achilleius]

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

does anyone else feel like they aged 5 years in the first 6 months of 2016

[allisonpregler]

[peachurs-deactivated20170925]

[simpleisnewluxury]

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[jewist]

[foreverbornthisway]

[hi]

“I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you..”