If only we were all weiner dogs

Our problems would be solved.

[pandavalkyrie]

Filling my toddler's sippy cup with water straight from the garden hose so he can gain the special power called resilience that only Gen Xers who wear Big Dog clothing somehow possess

[pandavalkyrie]

We had to take a different way through our neighborhood yesterday because the usual was blocked by a tow truck and we passed a house with a flag I've never seen before and I was like oh! I wonder where they're from :) because we have many immigrant neighbors here and i got excited and started searching what country the flag represented

Chicago

[mtf-the-gathering]

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

[pandavalkyrie]

Very funny when my dad asked if the panda cub liked any particular genre of music. Dad, he's one. As far as he's concerned Tool and The Beach Boys are the exact same sounds that happen sometimes randomly.

[pandavalkyrie]

Now I may have a limited scope of experience but as I understand it, today's youth are really into 'Head Shoulders Knees and Toes'

[pandavalkyrie]

Very funny when my dad asked if the panda cub liked any particular genre of music. Dad, he's one. As far as he's concerned Tool and The Beach Boys are the exact same sounds that happen sometimes randomly.

[pandavalkyrie]

MST3K is deeply imperfect and very of its time however it will always have a beloved place in my heart because it was there for us during the 3 am newborn baby wake ups

[p1nball-c0la]

[Intense, unmistakably bong rip-ey coughing] What do you think, sirs?

[beesmygod]

come the fuck on

[radiofreederry]

@jame7t forgot to add a cooldown to their new fun stream activity

[pjackk]

NOBODY HELPS ME

[3liza]

why is pjackk back unbanned?

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💬 1  🔁 0  ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[cryptotheism]

[pandavalkyrie]

Just one more day it's gonna be alright just one more fucking day spent with my step mom and half of it will be at a botanical garden I can do this I can get through this

[pandavalkyrie]

This afternoon while we were all playing with the panda cub in the yard she came out and announced she fed Donut. At 2pm. Because he looked kinda like he wanted some. ??!!!?!? You just??? Fed someone else's cat without asking???

Earlier my dad and I were having a serious discussion about something from my childhood and I guess she decided the conversation was not enough about a) herself and b) cats so she interrupted me mid sentence to start talking about some Egyptian cat goddess video she watched. And she started off her sentence nodding and saying "yeah" like I'd asked her about it. No one mentioned cats, goddesses, egypt, or videos.

It's been like this for 25 fucking years.

[pandavalkyrie]

Just one more day it's gonna be alright just one more fucking day spent with my step mom and half of it will be at a botanical garden I can do this I can get through this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally love recommending movies

[pandavalkyrie]

Is there really 8 hours of stuff to say about Grumpy Cat