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(new account for notcorrecthypen) things enhypen and stray kids have (most certainly) said at some point / all real, no click bait !!!

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Hyunjin: i don't think i'll ever be ready to be a parent. i can't even raise a spider, how do you expect me to kill a child

Seungmin: are you sure you worded this right

Hyunjin: oh good god i fucked up

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Niki: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

Niki: WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

Niki: DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

Niki, 5 minutes later: I just threw up

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Sunghoon, rollerblading into his therapist's office with sunglasses and a piña colada: Maurice, you're not gonna fucking believe this,

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Chan: what’s on your mind?

Jisung: I wonder if I’ve ever bought milk from the same cow twice

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*Sunoo sneaks in the house at 3am*

Jungwon: *turns in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Sunoo: I was with Niki

Niki: *turns in a swivel chair* care to- *keeps spinning* Jungwon- I can't stop the chair—

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heeseung, posting a picture:

u see us all at the pool, wyd

Sunoo, in the comments: Killing myself in front of you to forever change your bond and the trajectory of your lives.

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Sunghoon: HELP! I told Jake I’d cook dinner tonight but I can’t cook!

Heeseung, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought I could help?

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Seungmin: whatever I decide to do, I wanna make a lot of money

Changbin: I thought you were all about following your passions…

Seungmin: one of my passions is money.

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Sunghoon: and this is the living room

Jake: what’s upstairs?

Sunghoon: stairs don’t talk

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Heeseung: we dream of summertime in the winter. we yearn for winter in the summer.

Heeseung: what fatal flaw have the gods injected into the human psyche?

Heeseung: why must we always strive for the things furthest from us?

Jake: are you okay?

Heeseung: my feet are cold

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Therapist: so, tell me why you can’t sleep at night

Jisung: does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?

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Sunghoon: what’s that nice french place we went to called again?

Sunoo: France?

Sunghoon: YES! THAT’S THE ONE

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Sunghoon: UNO is based on luck unless I win

Sunghoon: Then it’s based on strategy and I’m a genius

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Seungmin: Do you take constructive criticism?

Lee Know: I only take cash or credit

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Chan [texting Felix]: bro, I am straight up not living la vida loca right now

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Chan, to Minho: don’t bring a gun to a knife fight. Don't bring a knife to a knife fight, either. Stop going to knife fights altogether. What's your deal with knife fights?

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Jungwon: When I say I'm meditating, I'm usually just trying to figure out what the fuck is happening