#skz incorrect texts

[hyunlix-lover4]

Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!

[incorrect-straykz]

chan: We're having a baby.

jeongin: Oh, congratu-

minho, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

[love-zara-skz]

Kidnapper: i have your kid

Chan: which one i have 7…

Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up

Chan:

Chan: which one i have 7…

[minhosimthings]

No one:

Literally no one:

Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*

[stay-dazed]

chan: why are there little handprints on the kitchen wall?

hyunjin, whispering to felix: why are there little handprints on the wall?

felix: because i have little hands

hyunjin, to chan: because he has little hands

[zb1bies]

Jeongin: You love me, right, channie hyung?

Chan: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

[skzfairyyydreamz]

One Bite Wonder 🍽️ ||Texting Bf!innie

Genre: Smau, Crack/Humor masterlists

Warnings: Just i.n eating all your food 😂, Some cussing, some roasting also took place, mentions of food, there may be 1 or 2 typos.

A/n: This silly little idea came to me so randomly about an hour or so ago so i just quickly typed it up, i really enjoyed this one so i hope you will too. (taglist is open if you want to be listed /// messages and requests are also open if you ever want to request something or chat with silly little me 🫶🏼 ~Fae 🧚🏽‍♀️

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[mykoreanlove]

Chan (hitting on a girl): Babygirl, do you come here often?

Seungmin: Hyung, that line is older than you are.