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© 𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐬 — 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝. 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝.

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me, looking at the regularly used monster dildo I keep on my nightstand: yes innie stretch me I'm so tight for u no way I can take your big cock 😩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I LOVE THAT THE BIG DICK JEONGIN AGENDA IS BEING SPREAD 😭

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The "mature content" label is literally on every post now, even when it isn't explicit either. It's so fucking annoying now.

considering this app solely depends on fanfic to survive it’s so fucking stupid to me that they’re flagging every and any post they can

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so annoyed my jeongin size kink fic got flagged

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Ever since he casually used ‘mommy’ on bubble the other day I CANNOT stop thinking about Chan with a bit of a noona/mommy kink fr

ughh little shit probably loves it too, bet he’ll have you saved in his phone as ‘mommy’ and has no shame in calling you it in public just to see you get all cute and embarrassed. just so you can get him back home and sit on his cock and make him apologise for humiliating you like that, fingers digging into your hips to keep you bouncing on his lap, strong enough that he could flip you over and take control if he wanted. but he doesn’t. instead looks up at you with tearful eyes, hair a mess and cheeks flushed and cock making the most disgusting noises as it makes a mess of your cunt, drenching his lap in sweat and slick and arousal - little whimpers of ‘i’m sorry mommy, didn’t mean to make you mad. love you so much mommy, thank you for letting me fuck you like this.’ ugh u can’t convince me he wouldn’t love it!!

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so like idk if I’m able to like request but I’m finna give it a try so like I read your jeongin size kink shi and I lowk need one of hyunjin🥹🤤🤤

size kink with hyunjin where he can barely fit his fingers in ur pussy nevermind his cock 🤭👀

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I loooove your writing so much. So deliciously and shamelessly horny but also really tender. You manage to capture this intimacy and love alongside the smut without a huge amount of plot that really scratches my horny fucking brain

this is probably the sweetest thing anyone has ever sent me, i’m so glad u like my depraved rambling this much!! 🥺🫶 i always compare myself to writers that can write 10k slow burn smut with huge amounts of plot so hearing u guys like my short little drabbles so much makes me so happy 😭

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hii i was the anon that asked if you could write something with sub seungmin. i was just wondering if you wrote it? i’m sorry if this sounds rude but it’s been a while and was just curious if u plan on it. no rush 😅 sorry if this sounds demanding or anytjing😭

no sorry! i can’t even stress how busy i’ve been this past month with work, it’s lowkey killing me 😭 that last jeongin smut is the result of tired motivation at 3am lmaoo but i’ll try to get around to it :/

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I literally dream about teasing dom!jeongin everrry day like the kind of teasing where he'd edge you through the day without touching you, just simple gestures, facial expressions and whispers omg also your new fic abt big jeongin was so good

ughh and he’d be so good at it too! watching him on stage is torture enough, could u imagine what a menace he would be teasing his partner 🥴 his eyebrow only could get me off

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just wanted to pop in and say if you struggle with taking dick without pain, talk to a doctor! thats not actually supposed to happen and can be a sign of a health issue.

i have a thing called vaginismus, which causes uncontrollable tightening of the muscles and can be helped either dilators. so it might be a good thing to look into if you struggle with that!

(anyway. loved the post with jeongin~~ related HEAVY and omg wish i had a partner like that 😫)

ahhh this is so sweet, thanks for the advice! 🥺 i’ll definitely look into but i’ve kind of just accepted that i get really tense with certain people then i start to relax after a minute or two lmaooo - but thank uu, i didn’t know there was a condition like this so i’ll 100% read up about it! and so glad u liked my last jeongin smut, i just know he’d be so sweet 😓

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who else thinking about pussy drunk hanji who is already out of it when things are sexual because he’s so NEEDY, but the second he’s between ur thighs? DONE FOR. pussy drunk. last meal. no thoughts. you’d cum and tell him it’s too much and he cannot physically take his mouth off of you.

no cause i just know it pains him to take his mouth off ur pussy 😓 love the thought of him accidentally overstimulating u cause he just loves the taste of u so much, moaning and whimpering into your cunt and probably gets off on it too - rock hard and swollen and when he finally does pull away to fuck you, slipping his briefs down to slip his neglected cock out - dodging ur question of, ‘sungie, why didn’t you let me help you out sooner?’ cause he’s so shy, doesn’t wanna admit that eating pussy turns him on so much

read here if u want some more pussy drunk sungie 🫣

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dad!chan who is obsesseddddddd breeding his wife to see her carrying his child

dad!chan headcanons incoming? 🫣 no cause this man would have to retire if i got my hands on him, u just know he loves seeing his girl all pregnant and glowing and carrying his child! and if i start begging him to give me his babies what then?

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the universe made the right choice in keeping me away from han jisung bc i would invent new levels of desperate i fear 😭 i’d be panting and moaning in that man’s ear begging him to give me his ‘dool’ so fast heads would spin 😭😭😭

no cause ur so real for this anon!! 😩 i’m not one bit normal about this man, i’d probably set feminism back yearsss with the nasty stuff i’d let him do to me, and i fear it’s only getting worse, every live he shows up with bigger biceps and a tighter, sluttier top and i’m losing my last shred of sanity 😭😭 probs gonna have to rebrand as a seungmin/jisung girlie 😓

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i.n w a noona kink 🧎‍♀️

i just know he hatesssss this shit deep down - he just can’t help it from slipping out when you’re sat pretty on his cock 🤭 happens on accident when you have him underneath you all fucked out and pliant, cock all swollen and red and smeared with slick and cum from hours of teasing him between your folds, knocking all the sense out of him and hardly able to form a coherent sentence, except for his sweet whimpers and groans and something about noona, i’ll be s-so good for you noona, please and he hates himself for it

“aw baby, do you want noona to take care of you?” and he’s nodding his head yesyesyes, tears shining in his big eyes, bucking his hips up to show you how much he really wants it. “please noona, jus’ wanna cum.” wanna ride him so bad

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hard thoughts? seungmin being kinda dominant and mean and only caring about himself getting off and not his partner but then also the sweetest and fluffiest aftercare after? also thigh riding, for obvs reasons. i feel like he likes to bite and pull hair too.

please, the whiplash this man would give you!! 😭 ngl i don’t think seungmin would be the type to not care about getting you off. sure, he can be mean at times and borderline selfish while fucking you, but he won’t allow himself to cum until you do - he’ll just drag it out and make it a little painful for you! just wants to see you beg a little :( firm believer that if you don't cum he'd get a little petty, feeling his ego get hit abit but having no time to dwell on it before he's shoving his face between your thighs, sucking and lapping at your clit and claiming he 'gives you so much, but you still cant help but be greedy huh?' he’d be soso soft afterwards too!! wiping the dried cum from between your thighs and drawing a hot bath, letting you lean against his chest as he leaves soft kisses to the back of your ear now and again, brushing the tears off your cheeks after fucking you within an inch of you life, telling you how good you always are for him, grounding you back to reality as he soothes and praises you. god please just one chance 😭🙏

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Who's the girl with the pink hair?

minami from rescene 🤗

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