an askblog for the seven sins

Who said seven had to be the luckiest number?

[seven-sins-offical]

meet the voices

hihihihihi!!!! im envy!!! btw im loving your outfit rn it looks so good on you! i wish i had it!! >_<

I’m Wrath. I’m not saying hello to any of you. This site is dreadful and I have no idea why Lucifer ordered us to make an account.

I’m Greed. I’m pretty famou$ if I $ay $o my$elf. You know the whole Great Depre$$ion thing? Yeah, that wa$ me. I did that. You’re welcome.

im sloth or something im not writing any more of this

Morning, lovelies. It’s me. Lust. Don’t obsess over me just yet. I know you will~.

gluttony here lol whats up

Ugh, finally we’re done. Nobody needed to know their names anyway. We all know the man you’re really waiting for is me. Pride!

heyheyhey its @/reminders-offical here back at it again with something new to keep my brain stimulated

apparently making two offical accounts wasnt enough

mod is a minor

basic dnis (homophobics, racists, sexists, transphobes, ice supporters, etc)

i dont think theres much else to say here

reminders-offical is my main acc but i have a main non offical account somewhere out there

everything my characters say are meant to be taken as jokes (and in the case of lust, take everything she says as purely platonic (i mean like unless you dont want to))

i think thats it maybe probably hopefully yeah maybe sure okay probably not what time is it did i take the trash out yet i gotta go do that

oh yeah my tags sorry to anyone who didnt want to be tagged

@cool-guy-offical @laciffo-natas @lame-guy-offical @lemon-offical @wereboobs-offical @weird-guy-offical @whale-offical @who-offical @narrator-guy-offical @notebook-official @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @hallucinations-offical @evil-neutral-offical @emo-spongeboy-offical @egg-offical @existence-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @rockin-robin-offical @rad-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @the-caretaker-offical @the-fake-id-official @thefogiscoming-offical @fox-offical @man-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @fanta-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @mold-offical @monosodium-glutamate-official @da-police-offical @dying-pen-offical @dominos-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @gacha-life-offical @gaslamp-offical

[seven-sins-offical]

do not drink three bottles of underworld alcohol in one night

WHY THE FUCK AM I AT THE EVIL CVS

[seven-sins-offical]

What the hell is a driver’s license? I’ve played Mario Kart Wii before. I know exactly what I’m doing.

[seven-sins-offical]

happy pride (lol)

they say that being queer is a sin, so i'm a proud sinner. (/silly/j)

~♠️☣️

Don’t worry, I’ve already told Pride about the news.

He hasn’t talked to me since, so I assume he’s taking it well.

[seven-sins-offical]

Everybody.

It’$ tomorrow.

[seven-sins-offical]

i'm giving wrath modded the sims 4 :)

~♠️☣️

I appreciate the gift, but I don’t see the appeal in torturing digital, unfeeling algorithmic personas when I could just as easily torture real, authentic, flesh personas.

[seven-sins-offical]

i forgot the post

[seven-sins-offical]

Greetings, it is I, Lord Megatron!

Lust, I would like to make a request from you. I understand if you do not wish to get involved in the war of cybertronians however Shockwave has decided that it'd be strategically advantageous for us if @fem-skywarp-offical knew how to use the art of seduction against our enemies... also i think she'd just generally appreciate learning how to do it and not just make flirty comments.

- @megatron-offical

The art of seduction?

I’m pleased to say you’ve come to the right person~

I’m the best in the business. Nobody’s done it better than me.

When do we start?~

[megatron-offical]

Sooner rather than later would be best, there's no telling when it no longer will be usefull to have for us in the war effort with how quickly things seem to change

*sigh*...I cant believe that is what im doing with my fragging life...

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Oh don't worry about what he said too much! I don't really care about the "practical uses" unlike those scrap heads! I just wanna be able to know how to use these to their full advantadge!~

*she puts a hand on her hip and sways them to emphasis her point*

Take as much time as you need, i know how much work it takes to be a baddie like you from personal experience

[seven-sins-offical]

It does take a lot of work to be like me, actually.

Do you want me to start small or immediately get into all the vulgar, indecent parts?

Do you have anything you want me to cover exclusively? I can do that for ya.

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hm, well I dont want to scare Rody off too quickly so I suppose we couuuld start slow...

But that doesnt sound fun too me, besides im sure he can handle me going full temptress. So, I suppose we can just go into the indesincies of it

[seven-sins-offical]

You sure? Because I know lots of things.

Some of which even I am disgusted by...

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Come on! Im a tough bot, I can handle it! Half the things that happen in the war are already quite disgusting, im sure I can handle learning how to conduct more disturbing forms of seduction

[seven-sins-offical]

I’m just saying, I know what kind of fucked up shit people do behind closed doors, but if it’s what you want...

Anything specific you want me to start on?

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hmmm... nothing inparticular comes to mind, im just willing to learn whatever it is you can teach me about seducing people

[seven-sins-offical]

I suppose the core of it is looking your victim in the eyes, saying some witty suggestive quip that pertains to the situation the both of you are in, and rolling with it until it escalates to the bedroom.

I tried it on Sloth these past few months and we may or may not have kissed on multiple occasions, sometimes just lips and other times full-tongue. So it works most of the time.

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hm, i see. So just keep optic eye contact with him and just keep pushing his buttons until he breaks... sounds simple enough!

Anything else I should know? Maybe um... hmm... I suppose maybe you couuuld teach me about how to weaponize my hips for seduction? Mine are rather wide for a cybertronian, and Rody has definitely taken notice of that

[seven-sins-offical]

The hips are what holds it all together. You need to be swaying those fuckin’ thangs as much as possible when you walk, not to the point where it puts strain on you, but to the point where it becomes obnoxious.

[seven-sins-offical]

Greetings, it is I, Lord Megatron!

Lust, I would like to make a request from you. I understand if you do not wish to get involved in the war of cybertronians however Shockwave has decided that it'd be strategically advantageous for us if @fem-skywarp-offical knew how to use the art of seduction against our enemies... also i think she'd just generally appreciate learning how to do it and not just make flirty comments.

- @megatron-offical

The art of seduction?

I’m pleased to say you’ve come to the right person~

I’m the best in the business. Nobody’s done it better than me.

When do we start?~

[megatron-offical]

Sooner rather than later would be best, there's no telling when it no longer will be usefull to have for us in the war effort with how quickly things seem to change

*sigh*...I cant believe that is what im doing with my fragging life...

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Oh don't worry about what he said too much! I don't really care about the "practical uses" unlike those scrap heads! I just wanna be able to know how to use these to their full advantadge!~

*she puts a hand on her hip and sways them to emphasis her point*

Take as much time as you need, i know how much work it takes to be a baddie like you from personal experience

[seven-sins-offical]

It does take a lot of work to be like me, actually.

Do you want me to start small or immediately get into all the vulgar, indecent parts?

Do you have anything you want me to cover exclusively? I can do that for ya.

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hm, well I dont want to scare Rody off too quickly so I suppose we couuuld start slow...

But that doesnt sound fun too me, besides im sure he can handle me going full temptress. So, I suppose we can just go into the indesincies of it

[seven-sins-offical]

You sure? Because I know lots of things.

Some of which even I am disgusted by...

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Come on! Im a tough bot, I can handle it! Half the things that happen in the war are already quite disgusting, im sure I can handle learning how to conduct more disturbing forms of seduction

[seven-sins-offical]

I’m just saying, I know what kind of fucked up shit people do behind closed doors, but if it’s what you want...

Anything specific you want me to start on?

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hmmm... nothing inparticular comes to mind, im just willing to learn whatever it is you can teach me about seducing people

[seven-sins-offical]

I suppose the core of it is looking your victim in the eyes, saying some witty suggestive quip that pertains to the situation the both of you are in, and rolling with it until it escalates to the bedroom.

I tried it on Sloth these past few months and we may or may not have kissed on multiple occasions, sometimes just lips and other times full-tongue. So it works most of the time.

[seven-sins-offical]

Greetings, it is I, Lord Megatron!

Lust, I would like to make a request from you. I understand if you do not wish to get involved in the war of cybertronians however Shockwave has decided that it'd be strategically advantageous for us if @fem-skywarp-offical knew how to use the art of seduction against our enemies... also i think she'd just generally appreciate learning how to do it and not just make flirty comments.

- @megatron-offical

The art of seduction?

I’m pleased to say you’ve come to the right person~

I’m the best in the business. Nobody’s done it better than me.

When do we start?~

[megatron-offical]

Sooner rather than later would be best, there's no telling when it no longer will be usefull to have for us in the war effort with how quickly things seem to change

*sigh*...I cant believe that is what im doing with my fragging life...

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Oh don't worry about what he said too much! I don't really care about the "practical uses" unlike those scrap heads! I just wanna be able to know how to use these to their full advantadge!~

*she puts a hand on her hip and sways them to emphasis her point*

Take as much time as you need, i know how much work it takes to be a baddie like you from personal experience

[seven-sins-offical]

It does take a lot of work to be like me, actually.

Do you want me to start small or immediately get into all the vulgar, indecent parts?

Do you have anything you want me to cover exclusively? I can do that for ya.

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hm, well I dont want to scare Rody off too quickly so I suppose we couuuld start slow...

But that doesnt sound fun too me, besides im sure he can handle me going full temptress. So, I suppose we can just go into the indesincies of it

[seven-sins-offical]

You sure? Because I know lots of things.

Some of which even I am disgusted by...

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Come on! Im a tough bot, I can handle it! Half the things that happen in the war are already quite disgusting, im sure I can handle learning how to conduct more disturbing forms of seduction

[seven-sins-offical]

I’m just saying, I know what kind of fucked up shit people do behind closed doors, but if it’s what you want...

Anything specific you want me to start on?

[seven-sins-offical]

Greetings, it is I, Lord Megatron!

Lust, I would like to make a request from you. I understand if you do not wish to get involved in the war of cybertronians however Shockwave has decided that it'd be strategically advantageous for us if @fem-skywarp-offical knew how to use the art of seduction against our enemies... also i think she'd just generally appreciate learning how to do it and not just make flirty comments.

- @megatron-offical

The art of seduction?

I’m pleased to say you’ve come to the right person~

I’m the best in the business. Nobody’s done it better than me.

When do we start?~

[megatron-offical]

Sooner rather than later would be best, there's no telling when it no longer will be usefull to have for us in the war effort with how quickly things seem to change

*sigh*...I cant believe that is what im doing with my fragging life...

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Oh don't worry about what he said too much! I don't really care about the "practical uses" unlike those scrap heads! I just wanna be able to know how to use these to their full advantadge!~

*she puts a hand on her hip and sways them to emphasis her point*

Take as much time as you need, i know how much work it takes to be a baddie like you from personal experience

[seven-sins-offical]

It does take a lot of work to be like me, actually.

Do you want me to start small or immediately get into all the vulgar, indecent parts?

Do you have anything you want me to cover exclusively? I can do that for ya.

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hm, well I dont want to scare Rody off too quickly so I suppose we couuuld start slow...

But that doesnt sound fun too me, besides im sure he can handle me going full temptress. So, I suppose we can just go into the indesincies of it

[seven-sins-offical]

You sure? Because I know lots of things.

Some of which even I am disgusted by...

[seven-sins-offical]

Greetings, it is I, Lord Megatron!

Lust, I would like to make a request from you. I understand if you do not wish to get involved in the war of cybertronians however Shockwave has decided that it'd be strategically advantageous for us if @fem-skywarp-offical knew how to use the art of seduction against our enemies... also i think she'd just generally appreciate learning how to do it and not just make flirty comments.

- @megatron-offical

The art of seduction?

I’m pleased to say you’ve come to the right person~

I’m the best in the business. Nobody’s done it better than me.

When do we start?~

[megatron-offical]

Sooner rather than later would be best, there's no telling when it no longer will be usefull to have for us in the war effort with how quickly things seem to change

*sigh*...I cant believe that is what im doing with my fragging life...

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Oh don't worry about what he said too much! I don't really care about the "practical uses" unlike those scrap heads! I just wanna be able to know how to use these to their full advantadge!~

*she puts a hand on her hip and sways them to emphasis her point*

Take as much time as you need, i know how much work it takes to be a baddie like you from personal experience

[seven-sins-offical]

It does take a lot of work to be like me, actually.

Do you want me to start small or immediately get into all the vulgar, indecent parts?

Do you have anything you want me to cover exclusively? I can do that for ya.

[seven-sins-offical]

Greetings, it is I, Lord Megatron!

Lust, I would like to make a request from you. I understand if you do not wish to get involved in the war of cybertronians however Shockwave has decided that it'd be strategically advantageous for us if @fem-skywarp-offical knew how to use the art of seduction against our enemies... also i think she'd just generally appreciate learning how to do it and not just make flirty comments.

- @megatron-offical

The art of seduction?

I’m pleased to say you’ve come to the right person~

I’m the best in the business. Nobody’s done it better than me.

When do we start?~

[seven-sins-offical]

i wonder if wrath thinks about me... hehe 😇

~♠️☣️

I do.

As ashamed as I am to admit so.

[seven-sins-offical]

throws a chocolate egg at wrath and runs away

~♠️☣️

Wh- What is this. Why’d you do that.

Is this that Easter thing everybody was talking about?

Get this thing away from me.

[seven-sins-offical]

important question for pride . do you like enbies also or only wome n

very important question uh huh (im just a curious critter)

I mean, I am only straight.

So.

Nothing against them. I just like women.

[seven-sins-offical]

So Sloth likes cats?

Well, heh, I have not one but TWO CATS!! And they're both very friendly and sweet. One of them constantly falls asleep on me and is small enough to lay in a sink.

- 👑

you cant just tell me you have cats and not provide pictures