The Time Has Come To Talk Of Other Things

Sydney (c. 1991). "Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes." -Whitman

[arthurtimothyread-blog]

[baawri]

[oliviasbenson]

“In the season two finale, ‘Freddy Spaghetti,’ they exchange a smile when she walks off, and as soon as I saw that I knew not only were they going to get together but they are never going to break up.”- Mike Schur

[classicallycara]

[vistakai]

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

[thefederalistfreestyle]

I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND

[sevenswansons-blog]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[three-peach]

[alittlebitnerdy]

“Oh my god kitty! Another one! Another one! Cat! Cat! Cat! *kissy noises* ‘Sup buddy? ‘Sup? What’s up? Holy Fuck. They’re everywhere!!” @captioned-vines

[weloveshortvideos]

[tinyechoes]

@sevenswansons for you!!

[sevenswansons-blog]

The past TWO times the adequate boyfriend and I have gone to the zoo, we have gotten there too late to see the otters.

The only reason I will go to the zoo with him again is because he used to work at the smithsonian so he can park for free.

[sartorus-deactivated20160224]

People: are you ok?

Me: yea

[lizzywhimsy]

The Rules of History 101

South Carolina. It’s always South Carolina. 

[stageandhistory]

And don’t build a city in a swamp. Or invade Russia in winter.

[tbbackus]

But if you wanna be the first president of the united states, be sure to set up your base at the bottom of three hills during a war.

[stageandhistory]

Tbh he just was really good at damage control.

[gradientlip-deactivated20160320]

I want to be this dog

[marci1900]

[oodlyenough]

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

now im a pretty composed guy but jesus, popcorn really just does it for me. popcorn really just makes me go apeshit crazy. i start the bag off like a normal human but somewhere along the line, man. i stop eating it and start just rubbing fistfulls on my face. by the end of it im just fucking the bag

[thankyoufive]

@doyouhaveyellowfever

[ladyjadey]

[chainsawpunk]

wow she really can play any role

[fullhouseforever87]

[tylerknott]

Typewriter Series #1425 by Tyler Knott Gregson

Chasers of the Light & All The Words Are Yours are Out Now!