Lies and Slander

Name's Dane, 30, gay, ATX, Mechanical Engineering/Software Engineer. I love humor, dogs, games, and am pretty much an all around dork.

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I don’t care how big the dick bulge is, I’m not playing marvel rivals

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[escuerzoresucitado]

[enba-and-luka]

[1rakus]

new york freakin city baby

[thelaurenshippen]

I've decided it's actually very noble of me to still have so many typos in my writing when I send it to other people. that's how you know a human wrote it. it's not embarrassing that I still don't know how to spell occasionally. it's all in the name of the fight against AI. I'm brave

[kilncreatures]

forest dogy

[idlelizard]

This rare creature is known as the lesser long-nosed store jar. It can sniff out any manner of small treats to swallow and hold within its belly.

[idlelizard]

also fond of this angle

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[ectoimp]

[canichangemyblogname]

At this point, if you use twink incorrectly, I’m blocking you.

[canichangemyblogname]

Except my best friend’s mother, who thought it meant TWo Incomes No Kids.

[canichangemyblogname]

Happy PRIDE to all you TWo Incomes No Kids out there.

[997]

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[shazleen]

CHILCHUCK TIMS SAYS WORKERS RIGHTS!!

Inspirational words for freelancers, hourly paid workers and salarymen alike

(There will be stickers, watch this space :,,)

[hottmop]

in bulge we trust

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[blkalycat]

Safety Shower Demonstration

[iamanimaginarybeing]