I'm just a cryptid

Give me a hero and I will show you a tragedy

[hexasart]

IT'S HERE!! My kickstarter is now live!!

Anodize-Diaphonize is a glow-in-the-dark enamel pin series of diaphonized wet specimens. The pins will be soft enamel and anodized rainbow metal!

The initial funding goal is for four pins, but more will unlock as stretch goals as funding increases!

Give a look! And if you could spread the word that would mean the world to me!

[kp2brukgaming]

my toons on gw2, shady human thief sukma and anger vari mesmer sulestari; they are competing for trahearne’s attention

[kp2brukgaming]

my trammander is just comprised of dad puns 

trahearne: “komandan, komandan! buah buah apa yang keliatan mirip risen?” sukma: “buah apa tuh?” trahearne: “buah al-pucat xixixixi” sukma: “xixixixixixi bizza azza!”

[vampirejuno]

Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

[vampirejuno]

Spam-liking their posts wistfully like a medieval knight wearing a lady's favor to battle for he knows he shall never hold her hand

[commanders-sole-braincell]

Imagine the shenanigans ranger commanders must go through with their pets

Like, a pet's a pet regardless of whether or not it's saved your life in battle against primordial forces, regardless of the ability to meld minds or wills.

Imagine hearing the Commander, fabled hero, losing their gods damn shit with their pet, a beloved hero in their own right. You're walking by and suddenly some juvenile dragon goes skittering across your path, happy as a clam, while the most vile insults are hurled from the Commanders home, as they detail how they spent the whole afternoon deep cleaning their pets room/area, buying new toys, setting up enrichment pieces, only to see their pet about to throw up on the nice rug, try to chase them outside before they did that, only for the animal to throw up all over some furniture they just cleaned in the animals room

meanwhile a dragon most asura can use as a mount is just off to go find more trash to eat, happy there's nothing to fight and their stomachs not sore anymore

[zhenghuaz-deactivated20240514]

asking all the sylvari commanders of gw2 tumblr what they think of rain. do they sit under a leaf and wait for it to go away. do they dance in the rain even. do they slurp it up like a cactus. so many questions

[commanders-sole-braincell]

if you ever talk to me and I’ve got like really good punctuation and stuff and sound very professional

it’s because I’m tyrna sound Cool and am panicking to the nth degree

[commanders-sole-braincell]

@cryptidcommander​ wait#hold on a second#[checks our dms real quick]

[cryptidcommander]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[commanders-sole-braincell]

if you ever talk to me and I’ve got like really good punctuation and stuff and sound very professional

it’s because I’m tyrna sound Cool and am panicking to the nth degree

[cryptidcommander]

Catch me falling off the stairs in the departing instance and dying

[cryptidcommander]

[looks longingly at this makeover]

[cryptidcommander]

Today in Cryptid plays gw2 again: my friend wails in horror and outrage at the state of my inventory

[cryptidcommander]

Ive had years of hoarding and inactivity to make my inventory an UTTER mess that made my friend have an aneurysm on vc

[cryptidcommander]

Today in Cryptid plays gw2 again: my friend wails in horror and outrage at the state of my inventory

[commanders-sole-braincell]

I just realized that sylvari Whispers characters essentially lose all but one of their personal story pals by the end of the story, practically all they have left is Caithe.

Tybalt, Demmi, and Trahearne have all died. Practically in their arms. In scenarios where they can sit and wonder if they'd been quicker, stronger, smarter. Used the brains Tybalt and Demmi always said they had in there somewhere, buried under the recklessness. They've lost everyone they knew all with them being within arms reach

[cryptidsofgw2]

[fablegate]

Heyo!! Updated my commissions sheet a bit!! If you’re interested in some fun arts feel free to send me a message!!

[fablegate]

ALRIGHT FOLKS IT’S COMMISSION TIME AGAIN money is a little tight at the moment and a few commissions to help get through the rest of the month would be really helpful! (obvs money is tight for lots of peeps but reblogs to boost would be appreciated as well)

[fablegate]

Just to give yall more an idea of what commissions from me looks like

[cryptidcommander]

@hedjeroo I just found your au and this was all I could think

[cryptidcommander]

I liveeee