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A post dedicated to my boyfriend who the one time I went with him to Starbucks he bought an iced hot chocolate. This bitch lives rent free in my mind

#i love him #but that really blew my mind #starbucks #hot chocolate #but iced #so an iced hot chocolate #still don't know how many tags to use

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Ah yes, the twelve months of the year. January, February, March, March, March, April, May, Junetober, November 3rd, Destiel, and December.

My friend: seventeenbxtch, your pillows are flatter than your ass

Me: ...were you checking me out?

*later*

My friend: you're gay

Me: you were the one checking me out.

#gay #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia

Story Three

Mom: *shows me a painting* This was done by Van Gogh.

*a while later when we got in the car*

Me: I believe his name was Vincent.

Mom: What?

Me: Vincent Van Gogh.

#I was like four #or five #but like #what???#how did I even know that #I don't remember any of these #but I was hilarious

Story Two

At the age of three, I liked to dip grapes into ketchup. One time I offered my mom a grape, and she didn't realize I had dipped it and ate it. My brother promptly distracted me while she went to spit it out

#grapesandketchupnot a good mixseriouslyI don't know why I was like thatbut you knowfunny story kids are weird #grapes #and #ketchup #not a good mix #seriously #I don't know why I was like that #but you know #funny story #kids are weird

My friend gets mad at me for buying them things. I just bought some things, including things for them. They’re now mad at me.

But when I’m saving a dollar by adding more items to my cart, I’m going for it. If you find this, love you :)

I don’t hate my job, I just like the sims more.

Story One

My mom once left her coffee on the table while I was sitting there, and then she came back and the mug was empty. She learned that day that she couldn’t leave it out around me.

#i was a little shit #coffee #coffee drinker #i was like two #I was two and I drank a whole mug of coffee #black coffee

I wish when I yawned, I could breathe fire like a dragon.

And the when I sneezed, I’d sneeze glitter. Not only would I annoy people by sneezing, there would also be glitter everywhere.

#I have allergies btw #dragons #can you imagine #being a dragon #glitter #like #think of all the glitter #thatd be neat

I’ve been a little shit my whole life, it’s been confirmed.

#so many stories #I'm going to post them #but they're going in the queue #i was a little shit #a demon child #I die every time

Schools always warn you about the dangers of the internet, but they never warn you of the multitudes of idiots you’ll find on it.

#idiots #can i quit the internet #cause like #im so frustrated #this dude so dumb #send help

Wanted to go to Twitter, so I opened a new tab and typed twii and hit enter.

#twitter #typo #oops #twii #i was tired #it was like 1 am

Was searching for my sister's DS stylus in the couch and found a rock bigger than my hand

#ds #nintendo #rock #i found a rock #but it was huge #and like #IN the couch #not under the cushions #but like #shoved under the back rest #like #wtf

Me: *drinking grape juice while on omegle*

Random dude on omegle: Damn, fancy little girl with her wine.

Me: Ye

Him: How old are you

Me: 36

Him: *doesn't question it*

#I'm seventeen #thats over double my age #like #what???#grape juice #sorry not sorry for the spam

Dad: Is Cisco (our cat) up there?

Cisco: *goes down my stairs very loudly*

Me: Does that answer your question?

#cats #fat cat #he's very chonky #chonky cat #he also goes by strawberry nose #i love my cat #he's adorable #and loud #very loud #you can hear him across the house

My friend and I like to play this game called 'Fuck Around in Hobby Lobby'

The basic idea is we go to Hobby Lobby and fuck around while making fun of them for being a homophobic company and talking about being LGBT.

Best game ever.

#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #we don't stan homophobia in this house #gonna fuck around

Whenever me and my friend go on Omegle, 90% of people comment on my Boss Baby poster.

#boss baby #my friend hates me #not really though #cause I just got them starbucks #but they hate the poster

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