[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[importantpics]

[catstrat]

just being myshellf! #turtle

[iamoutofideas]

no one has ever gone to the club

[iamoutofideas]

true club has never been tried

[transmascreplica]

are we too far gone

[audioexorcisms]

[justsomeguycore]

knock knock

[dismembered-jackalope]

who's there

[justsomeguycore]

deez

[dismembered-jackalope]

sigh

deez who ?

[justsomeguycore]

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

[sacred-portal]

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[keychaingirl]

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

[ramenbrainedoak]

the truth about computers they don't want you to know.

[iamoutofideas]

adventure time one-off character

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[sioltach]

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

[loiswasadevil]

I don't care about the Super Bowl, I sit and watch with Peter thinking it would be more interesting if they would rip off their little costumes and fuck each other right there.

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[summer-clover]

My attempt at butch jewelry, the crababiner

[sexh8r]

what gym dudes won’t tell you is that post leg day soreness feels like you got fucked six ways from Sunday and then you ask about it and they go “Yeah haha. it does often feel like that.. >:#) hehe…” like it’s some little pervert secret they keep. oh so you do like it? is this why you can’t do consistent leg days? cause it gets you all bricked up? u like feeling used? grow a pair, be a whore and SPEAK UP 🗣️