HAIL MISHA

Beaux. 23 years closer to death. No real blog "type," just stuff I like. Leave me love. Tybee island life.

[sexty-seven-impala]

So my girlfriend and I were talking about running the dishwasher and she mentioned the sex toys and i said i cleaned them but I'd run em again to make them triple extra clean.

[sexty-seven-impala]

Fuck this existence.

[sexty-seven-impala]

"You were drunk." my most received comment in the way of my actions. I Fucking hate myself.

[sexty-seven-impala]

I Fucking hate this.

[pr1nceshawn]

[buddhasluck]

What is life after reading these.

[starshapedpokemon-deactivated20]

[thingsamylikes]

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

[victorious]

Reality TV shows be like

[l1l9]

[iwanttoflyaway]

[surviving-hero]

[laurenurgayisshowing]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[dulldrops]

it took me 16 whole years to realise that the “st” in 1st, the “nd” in 2nd and the “rd”in 3rd is because itS THE LAST 2 LETTERS OF THE WORDS

[grantairejolras-deactivated2017]

WHAT. 

[torontolesbian]

what the fuck did you think it was

[eltonhjohn]

You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. 

[eltonhjohn]

July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014

[cainc3]

Oh Captain my Captain! RIP

[sexty-seven-impala]

And more insecure

[sexty-seven-impala]

Yo the insecurities are real. Fuck.

[alullabyus]

[milareadsbooks]

ohmygoodness this is so cool

[thereadfox]

I love this picture so much.