The Orifice of Bad Humor

I'm a lame guy who likes cats and sometimes I try to be funny. (He/Him) (Bi) Kik: jordanfrnch for a good time. Snapchat: jordafied with selfies or pics of your cats. Instagram: jordanswagcats for hella selfies

[sexualeducationmajor]

I just logged in for the first time in years to see my bio says I’m bi and bitch do I have some news for old me 😭😭😭😭

[blu-iv]

December 17th

[mikaeled]

me: *thinks about a tity*

Tumblr:

[1995lahaine]

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

[222110]

[moooniper-deactivated20211222]

Me after having one sip of Dr Pepper

[crentist]

will this lady survive this drag of the century

[kirstengillibrand]

[prasejeebus]

If anyone asks why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has won 5 consecutive Emmy’s for Veep direct them to this video

[catchymemes]

[b-atiful]

The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

[breakfast-menu-deactivated20210]

I have to reblog everytime

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

OMG YO LMFAOOOOOOO

“ it looks like grandma “ 💀😂

[caramelanin]

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER

[nicksand]

Grandma cat is here

[lowyena]

Isabelle Turns Over A New Leaf!🍂

[coralhawks-deactivated20250116]

[bilboswwaggins]

[1o9]

[lmaoatheist-deactivated20121230]

[aspiringdoctors-blog]

A classic.

DYING

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Clickbaiting level: National Geographic

[madsciences]

this added 5 years to my life

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[hey-zal]

[gimmethebeachboys]

[the-memedaddy]

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does