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dialupmodem-deactivated20250702

why is the british guy an ancap

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

dragon-in-a-fez

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

remnantglow

cant stop thinking abt ursula k. le guin’s essay abt the carrier bag theory….. she’s like, maybe the first human tool was not a weapon, but rather something that holds, a bag, a pouch, a vessel, something for gathering and storing and sharing. let’s shift the narrative of humanity from that of violence to that of safekeeping. and i’m like

remnantglow

and THEN she’s like, a novel is also a carrier bag. there’s the Hero’s story, sure, but there’s room enough in fiction for every experience, for every little thing, and it’s that other story, the life story, that she seeks……. o|-<

remnantglow

turns out the entire essay is online (thanks, Anarchist Library) and i really can’t recommend it enough

rem-ir

sagihairius

If cancel culture were real we’d actually stop eating romaine lettuce for good that shit gets recalled every week

frodo-baggins

tbh we really need to have a conversation about digital poverty cos assuming all students have both their own laptop and a reliable wifi connection stinks of classism

cundtcake

swiss cows celebrating their autumn tradition of leaving the alps to go down to their other home in valley while wearing big bells and flower crowns (x)

221cbakerstreet

the midsommar sequel looks great

dodgermd

Fun fact: they only wear crowns if no cow died on the mountain. So, yas, no accidents this year for these girls.

princesscumkitty-deactivated201

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

theyoungdaddy-deactivated201409

Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

qh-deactivated20170215

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

kumagawa

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506

he made her eat the doo doo

inhaleass

i haven’t seen this post in years and i better never see it again

tearlessrain

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

spartanlocke

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032

this ad appeared right after i read this post.

so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what

90smovieolderbrother

also in trans news that should be talked about. laverne cox has stated that on saturday her and a friend were assulted in a park and it’s not really getting the same attention as elliot. we can still be proud of him without ingnoring what happened to laverne and her friend.

if you claim ally ship to the trans community then you can’t ignore the bad things that happen to especially trans woc. and if you’re a white trans person you can’t just talk about other white trans people. it just shows that you only care about trans people if they are white and that shouldn’t be the case.

if your gonna talk about elliot please also talk about laverne. she deserves better and we should all do better to raise up the voices of black trans women.

dionysuswearsanorangetracksuit

'When these things happen, it's not your fault,' actress Laverne Cox said after she and a friend were attacked while hiking through Griffith

“This has happened to me before,” she said. “I’ve been trans my whole life. I’ve been harassed and bullied my whole life. None of this is new, but it’s still just kind of like, ‘Who cares?’ and then ‘Why do you need to be aggressive?’”

At first, Cox said she debated sharing her story on social media and wondered what she “could have done differently,” before realizing “it’s not my fault that this happened.” She also thanked her friend, who immediately recognized that Cox was the “target” of the attack and deescalated the situation.

And here’s the Instagram live she posted talking about the incident

As well as a follow up live she posted talking about it a bit more, thanking people for their support, and talking about some experiences she’s had as a Black trans woman in general

antimonarchy

[Image ID: A picture included with the embedded link showing Laverne Cox framed from the shoulders up wearing a black dress, probably a red-carpet shot. /.End ID]

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

Most-Horrifying Cooking Fails with Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli | Worst Cooks In America

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@purple-bandanaman

milf-adjacent

The strangest mixture of abject hopelessness, utter rage, and unyielding laughter wash over me watching this.

whitepeopletwitter

itsdoctorme

I believe the math and information in the original tweet is Incorrect ! I did a lil math to show why, check it.

garnimalia

The continuation of the tweet, as it was posted a few days ago, is using 2020 numbers (but doesn’t specify if it’s amazon profits, profits from other shares outside of just amazon, bezos income this year so far, or if they mean bezos net worth- people seem to confused all of these numbers but to be fair they’re all pretty wild) not 2019 numbers. This is important because these numbers have increased substantially in 2020. It also does the math from age 22 to 65, not 20 to 60, coming up with 203.8 million, and then OP corrects themselves saying “it’s 2.68% not .002%, luckily for me this number is still horrifying”

itsdoctorme

Here is the link to the original tweet:

https://twitter.com/ItsDanSheehan/status/1329933037564424192?s=19

“If you got a $100,000 per year salaried job at 22 and your salary doubled every 5 years, you'd retire having in your entire life made .002%

demonius-darkblade

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

nerdymouse

If you are paying taxes it’s impossible to “mooch” off of the government. It’s just going “hey, remember that money I gave you? It’s your turn to help me out now.”

kipplekipple

It is always impossible to mooch off the government. It is the government’s job to look after its people.

mornington-the-crescent

It’s the government’s job to make sure nobody infringes on your rights, not to take care of you.

mentallydatingahotcelebrity

The government isn’t your damn nanny. You’re an adult, take care of yourself—all the government should do is make sure nobody tries to kill you (or you try to kill someone else) while you live your life.

demonius-darkblade

People don’t need a government for the rights they have by default, or to know murder is generally considered impolite.

Government is “needed” to keep people alive because clowns like you thought it was a good idea to force a social species to compete over who gets to have food and water.

chrissongzzz

This is it..

tontonmichel-deactivated2022021

Anyone want address how she became a billionaire?

phantumpdreams-deactivated20230

She’s an oil tycoon..

yellowjuice-deactivated20190512

weirdmageddon

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

kalevala17-deactivated20201116

asundergrowth

IT DIDNT CATCH FIRE IT IS BEING DELIBERATELY CLEARCUT AND BURNED BECAUSE LARGE AGROBUSINESS CONGLOMERATES PAID THEIR FASCIST GOVERNMENT TO IGNORE THIS COURT RULING

starshals

It’d explain why it isn’t getting coverage for sure.

unculture

You can give *directly* to Indigenous forest protectors in Brazil by supporting @ApibOficial (Brazilian Articulation of Indigenous Peoples). Indigenous groups are the only reason there is any rainforest left in Brazil at all at this point.

Here’s the link.

unculture

Link

imalreadydashingthroughtheno

missjukebox8bit

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

randomfandomteacher

Dream job

goshdaggett

So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”