jacob sartorious fanclub

carrie, 17, make me famous

[amazingfuckingamy]

Richard: YoUr'e A sLuT aNd A dRuNk

Me:

[badtthew]

“how come you don’t listen to [boring ass band of men]??”

Me:

[onlytwitterpics]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[leoholzer]

#art

[tomorrowsofyesterday]

[ruinedchildhood]

[saltycathy]

[thisiselliz]

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

[thisiselliz]

I thought it was just memes

[iamwizz]

[sexually-ok]

i’ll do anything to be famous satan take my soul I don't use it anyway

[snorlaxatives]

just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”

[homiedepot]

“Hi I had some photos printed through your website”

CVS employee:

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[munchroome]

[chikadee-deactivated20180625]

[botanize]

[thegaymerist]

“how’s your summer?”

[bruxing-deactivated20160405]

how straight ppl flirt

boy: *takes girls phone* girl: haha stop (: boy: *chucks it at the wall* girl: come on tyler give me my phone back (: boy: *shatters screen* girl: aw tyler youre so cute (: