The Sarcastic Swingers

My wife and I have been swinging for the past couple years and we thought it might be fun to discuss it and share pictures of what we think is sexy. We both have a strange sense of humor so feel free to ask questions and we'll answer. 18+ only please. If you see a picture on here and wish it to be taken down, then just ask and we'll pretend that we never put it up in the first place.

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Chick is a badass Careful!!!

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Wow, just...wow. 

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I'm lucky to be married to an extremely wonderful, caring and beautiful wife; she's fantastic in every way and I love her dearly. After she's had a martini or two she talks about a fantasy of having two men make mad, passionate love to her with the total testosterone focused on her. I'm agreeable as I think that would be incredibly hot to experience for her and me. I've teed up two willing hunky guys a few times, me being the third-man in, but she always says, "just kidding." Have any thoughts?

Just keep working on her. Maybe the fantasy is enough. But obviously there's enough there to keep her coming back to it. Just explain to her you're not going to get jealous and want a divorce - it's just sex. Play up the fun aspect. 

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how does it feel to watch your wife with another man

It's great. That was the big thing with all of this - how would we handle seeing each other fuck. It turned out to be pretty hot. Granted I'm generally seeing it when I'm buried in another woman or a different part of her. So that skews things. 

Sex is fun to watch. 

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Great body. Cute pussy. 

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You'll recognize this girl not from her tits, but from helium tanks she's carrying.

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Don't turn it on, you might chip a tooth!

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Go for it!

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Hot chick...nice ass. 

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Hot. Though it almost looks like she's doing a magic trick. 

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Threesome tonight

The female from one of the couples we play with is spending the night tonight. She's quite submissive. Any ideas of what we should do to her? Keep in mind some light bondage and strapon play is pretty much a given. Thanks in advance!

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Hot chick. Amazing tits. 

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There are a lot of guys out there adept at photoshop. This wasn't done by one of them. 

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

 An inanimate carbon rod! It saved Homer Simpson and Buzz Aldrin from burning up during reentry.