Hello there, new victims.
āWho am Iā, you ask? What are you, a cop? Iām not stupid enough to just reveal my identity like that! Sexy Evil Wizard or even The Wizard will do just fine. Shorten it to Wiz, if you must.
Now, I do need to sayā¦
I may be wanted by the Wizard Council.
But who cares what those old farts think! What do they know anyway?! Itās not MY fault theyāre hoarding all the good spell books!
ā¦I did definitely do some Wizard Crimes though. But likeā¦whatever. Theyāre fun, dammit! Being evil is literally fun!
DNI:
MINORS. I HATE CHILDREN AND LOVE SEX!!! GO AWAY!!!
THE WIZARD COUNCIL. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. One Trillion Ketamine Apes be upon ye. šŖ
HARRY POTTER FANS. TRANS RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKERS!
CATHOLICS. STFU about āwaiting for marriageā I donāt caaaaare.
THUNDER GOOBER. Leave me alone. Please. Iām still recovering from the IBS.
Anyone brave enough to try Wizard Weed, HMU.
Iāll be in my tower. Youāll know it when you see it.
(For real though, minors dni. Posts reblogged into Muppet Superhell are fair game, but the rest is off limits.)
















