Jennifer’s Naughty (List)

❄️I was the Snowflake Queen❄️

[failureman-deactivated20181013]

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

[maxknightley]

“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”

[aarontaylorjohnson]

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

[bimmydraws]

fun outfit idea!

[mattchewpicchu]

Retail worker dream uniform

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

dont cry because it happened, smile because its over

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

[goronda]

the inbetween morphs in the animorphs graphic novel are beautiful and terrifying

[littlewickedthings]

tragicgirls.co

[powerfulwizard]

If you watch South Park you are a loser, no exceptions

[madisunlee-deactivated20220821]

I’m a big fucking loser then cause I religiously watch this shit every day 😂

[powerfulwizard]

Yes

[denalifoxx-deactivated20220703]

[lindsaychrist]

[valtsv]

guy at work who i suspect is secretly a shapeshifter: to be frank -

me: yeah you'd like that wouldn't you

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[catrillion]

[gap-var-ginnunga]

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[gay-irl]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

That’s a legacy he’ll never live down

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[butchniqabi]

men are so annoying, "women belong at home in the kitchen blah blah" and YOU belong in the workshop making me a fuckin table! why arent you forging steel or working metal? go out to the fields jebediah! the wheat needs to be reaped!

[tinybed]

i have to say like... 500 hail mary's because i was trying to say "the king james version of the bible" and i said "the james charles version of the bible"......... yipes

[tinybed]

[dmellieon]

[hubblegleeflower]

This is so good. Makes me feel like I'm really helping.

Which I need, because this kind of sucks.

[mckitterick]

If you're staying home during #Quarantine2020 you're helping make things better than they would be otherwise

[renthony]

For anyone else really feeling the effects of wide-scale gaslighting, feeling like you’re totally insane for still staying home while everyone else tries to go back to normal:

You’re not insane, you are doing the right thing. Please keep doing it. I love you.