Hipster-ass blog

I'm not even kidding if you follow me you'll be like the only one

[mothtowers]

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

[dutchstore]

[millllion-blog]

[transmantraut]

MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

[wayneradiotv]

this is the new crown jewel of breaking bad edits

[rubynyoro-n]

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[tall]

[dankxsinatra]

[dogpuppy]

Me when I’m out of my yogurt and granola phase

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[he-cookin]

#000

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#033

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#050

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#058

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[Mario coin noises]

Mario: [italian american New York Brooklyn accent] HERE’SA MY BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL YA A WHOLE HEAP AND A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMASCIONI.

Luigi: [inhale] [normal person voice] Hello Mario.

[sexygaywizard]

Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP

[sexygaywizard]

Thank God It's Cardcaptor Sakura Friday