Hipster-ass blog

I'm not even kidding if you follow me you'll be like the only one

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[Mario coin noises]

Mario: [italian american New York Brooklyn accent] HERE’SA MY BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL YA A WHOLE HEAP AND A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMASCIONI.

Luigi: [inhale] [normal person voice] Hello Mario.

[sexygaywizard]

Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP

[sexygaywizard]

Thank God It's Cardcaptor Sakura Friday

[sexygaywizard]

Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP

[sexygaywizard]

Thank God It's Cardcaptor Sakura Friday

[wyldstallyn]

love him

[wyldstallyn]

[greelin]

fruitful endeavors…

[greelin]

[chickenfarmersan]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

[cosmonautroger]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[drtanner]

Baby fucking SCARPERING the instant mama looks away, lmao.

[girls--complex]

I am That I am (a furry)

[lipt-97]

sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

[mrscancelled-1]

[creepymutelilbugger]

absolutely insane camera work

[worm-strategist]

[idontthinkitwillhurtifyousmile]

call of duty when you shoot the good guy

[halondrus]

[kirbyddd]

[making-you-in-mtg]

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[aspec-woomy]

I fucking can't with his little face