[bestgirlasuka]

[fairycosmos]

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

[angelbabymikaa]

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[sloppystyle]

[juzt-lolita-thingz]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

scrolling past furry art is like, the top part is a really cool drawing of a wolf on a motorcycle wearing a highly detailed leather jacket, but then you scroll down a little and his giant cock is hanging out for no reason

[aflo]

there's a reason

[superpantsverified]

Would you still reblog from me if I was a worm?

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[cassidy-peterson]

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

[turing-tested]

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

[sanrio-stud]

[dogpuppy]

[may12324]

Plate, chainmail, swords, and straps ⚔️

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"I need to remove dirt from a place with a large industrial machine"

Hitachi:

"That's cool, but i'm also really horny, you got anything for that?

Hitachi:

[dailycatsblog]