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hxwboutadance:

“But, you’re getting paid right?” Cady asked, her eyebrows arching in surprise as the blonde girl told her about having days off. She knew Karen was well to overlook the finer details of things, but even Karen couldn’t finagle her way into getting by without working….right? “Oh jeez, I don’t know…I’m still recovering from my birthday party.” Cady groaned, rubbing at her temple as the memory of the massive hangover creeped into her brain. She’d never felt so sick before, but that’s what she got for mixing so many different alcohols. “What about a movie night at my place? You can pick and I’ll make my special popcorn.” Cady promised, hoping that would be enough to entice the girl to stay in.

“yep!” karen hummed, frowning a bit, “it’s not as much money as i was getting back when i would get P A I D just for talking to that old lonely man over the phone, but it’s something.” she shrugged. her lips pursed in thought, she hadn’t had a girl’s night in for quite the long time, so, she figured she could put the hot bartender on hold for a minute. “i’m down for that ! - - i have one condition: can we do face masks and braid each others hair? like the old days?” she questioned, though, it wasn’t as much of a deal breaker as she lead on for it to be.

#the rule of twos / karen smith ( int. )#karen / cady ( int. )

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#OKAY LAST MUSE POST BUT I HAD TO #bikini emoji / karen smith. ( muse. )

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it occurs to me that a pretty girl could convince me to do anything by kissing my neck

#bikini emoji / karen smith. ( muse. )#bi karen RISE

hxwboutadance:

“Yeah…” Cady agreed slowly, walking herself through Karen’s boomer logic. She thought about telling Karen that no one ever thought someone’s name was ‘boomber’, but it was probably more trouble than it was worth. “Something like that. Doesn’t matter. Just…don’t call your manager.” Cady insisted, smiling good naturedly as Karen poked her cheek. It was hard not to smile when the girl was just…being herself. It was one of the things Cady loved most about Karen. How unapologetic she was about who she was. Cady would have given anything to be like that. “My life would be much less interesting, that’s for sure.”

“ i wont ! i definitely won’t - - he’s kind of awful, like, worse than when regina would get in those really, REALLY scary bad moods junior year - - but, like, just all the time. but, i think he likes me, ‘cause whenever i clock in, he yells, ‘ who the hell put her on the schedule again ! ’ - - so i know he wants me to have days off. who doesn’t love days off?” she mused, resting her elbows on the table, and allowing her head to fall in her propped up hands - leaning across towards cady, and scrunching her nose in a grin. “ you wanna talk interesting? we should go to the club tonight ! i met this hot bartender off tinder and he said that he could get me and a friend into a special vip room for free ! he also said we can have a dance party in there with a new friend, but, that would cost money- - i don’t know WHY it would cost money, because clubs are usually filled with people who like to dance, but, hey! i love meeting new people. you do too, right?”

#karen / cady ( int. )#the rule of twos / karen smith ( int. )

walkingmxuth:

“What?” Ryan’s voice held exactly zero sarcasm as he tried to think of why anybody would ask some girl for her manager when she wasn’t at work. “Were you wearing the same color as some store uniform? Once, I went to target and someone thought I worked there because I was wearing my school colors. It was embarrassing for everyone.” And probably the most likely case, though Ryan was sure there was something he was probably missing.

“ W E L L - - no. i was wearing this super cool vest,” gesturing to the pink sequins vest she was wearing over a plain white mock turtleneck t-shirt with a pair of black denim cuffed jeans and fuzzy pink slides - with socks of couse. “not JUST the vest, obviously, but all off this, that i’m wearing now. . . W A I T - - IS this a uniform anywhere?? because, i would work there.” she spoke momentarily got distracted by a bird that landed just a few feet away from them, grabbing ryan by the shoulder in a moment of panic, before whispering “i read somewhere that birds aren’t birds anymore, they’re spy drones that work for the boor geo is ees.”

#the rule of twos / karen smith ( int. )#karen / ryan ( int. )

smwgreen:

“Oh honey.” Audrey didn’t have the heart to tell her that people were making fun of her due to her name. Her name was used for certain type of people when they did certain things and it looked like some people were just using it the wrong way. “Just ignore people when they do that. And if you are unsure, you can always ask me, okay?” Audrey gave Karen a friendly wink. “What do you say about taking a small break with me? I think we could both use a little break before we get back to work.”

karen looked to the other like a puppy dog, confused, but ready to forget about the whole thing in a matter of minutes. “ ohhh-kay...” she nodded, apprehensively before a smile spread across her features. “ sounds like a plan. i’m like, really good at ignoring people. like, say i want a conversation to end? i’ll just S T A R E the person down and don’t say anything. people get uncomfortable and just leave. BUT not like, a ‘ i’m gonna fight you ‘ stare, just like... a zone out stare, you know?” holding out her arm for the other to link up, karen grinned harder than before, “please? i love breaks, they’re my F A V O R I T E part of working,” she spoke, bumping audrey with her hip playfully, “ with my F A V O R I T E co-worker!”

#the rule of twos / karen smith ( int. )#karen / audrey ( int. )

hxwboutadance:

“I think they’re joking.” Cady pointed out, offering the other girl a kind smile. “They don’t mean you, Karen. ‘Karen’ is a new name for obnoxious and entitled white ladies who think that they can use their privilege to get whatever they want.” She explained, letting his head fall to the side as she watched Karen figure this out. “You didn’t do anything wrong and you definitely don’t need to call your manager.” Cady promised, reaching out and giving the other girls’ hand a squeeze.

karen sat there, letting the information sink in, her mouth slightly ajar as her eyes bounced around the room . . . if she was in a cartoon, a dramatic ‘ tick, tock, tick, tock. . .’ would play before: L I G H T B U L B ! ! ! “ ooooooh. i get it,” she nodded softly, “it’s kind of like ‘okay boomer’ , where people don’t actually think your name is boomer - - or that you are old enough to be a boomer.” she explained her own conclusion, smiling wide as she finally G O T I T. karen patted her friends hand before moving her hand to tap the other’s cheek, ( always a touchy one, that karen ) while she giggled out a, “ what would i do without you, cady ?”

#the rule of twos / karen smith ( int. )#karen / cady ( int. )

“ I D O N T G E T I T . ” karen huffed with her brows arched together, index fingers coming up to massage her temples, “ every single time i introduce myself, people keep asking if they can speak to M Y M A N A G E R . but , i’m not even at work when it happens. . .so, i don’t have a manager.” the blonde explained, before she let out a dramatic gasp, “ - - ohmygod...was i supposed to actually C A L L my manager ?” / @musicalstarters

#the rule of twos / karen smith ( int. )#musicalhqs:starter

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